Title: HOW DID THEY ALL KNOW?!!
Genre: Humor
Rating: K+ or T because of lesbians
Characters/Pairing(s): Nozomi, Hikari; Appealshipping and hinted Gaiashipping (Gardenia X Cheryl) at the end
Summary: Nozomi complains how everyone on the internet know she's gay and Hikari is dragged into it. It's a stupid little crack fic with Appealshipping. Please R & R! Some spoilers for the anime.
"HIKARI-CHAN! HIKARI-CHAN!"
Hikari looked up from the magazine she was reading and saw her red-haired girlfriend running towards her with a horrified look on her face. "What's wrong now, Nozomi? Did you watch that video with the beans again?" asked the dark blue-haired girl with an emotionless look on her face. Nozomi grabbed Hikari by the shoulders and shook her violently as she screamed, "HIKARI-CHAN! EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M GAY!"
Once she finally broke out of Nozomi's grasp, Hikari replied, "Come down, Nozomi. It was all bound to come out anyways..." Nozomi let out a sigh and exclaimed, "HOW CAN YOU ACT SO CALM? OUR BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP HAS BECOME PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE THROUGHOUT THE POKEMON FANDOM WORLD! MY REPUTATION IS RUINED!" Suddenly, before Nozomi could complain any more, Hikari cut her off with a powerful kiss on the lips. When they seperated, Hikari smiled and said, "You know, shoujo ai pairings are pretty popular nowadays. Your reputation will only skyrocket from here!"
Nozomi's cheeks were flushed red as Hikari let go of her and walked off to do who knows what. Nozomi sighed and thought, 'Maybe I could take some tips on lesbian sex from Gardenia and Cheryl. They're doing it all the time, even in public!' So, with a goal set in mind, Nozomi ran off.