A/N Note: Hey there again! First off THIS IS PURE CRACK NOT SERIOUS! UMMMM... BYE!
DISSCLAIMER: I do not own ANY of the characters in this story!
Today was the day. I was sure of it. It was the accursed day. Halloween! It was supposed to be a fun time where people dress up as monsters and try to scare people. Most like it. Others like me, don't.
And today, every one will pick on me and scare me and make fun of my costume.
'Gulp' I was soooooo Nervous. Here I was, outside the classroom door, in my Snow White costume. I wasn't scared, I was terrified!
"I can do this!" I reassured myself, "This is no problem. All I have to do is go inside, say hi to Temari and the others and leave before I get scared by some one."
I took another deep breath and quickly opened the door.
I looked around to find my friends, but found everything... whats the word, weird? I rushed in and Came up to Temari. 'Sigh' Good, she was a traditional witch.
"Ano, Hello there Temari, I see your a witch this time."
But then she turned around...
I stared in shock at her costume, It was the traditional witches outfit, a black and orange dress and cape, and a large hat with a broom stick. But that wasn't what I was staring at... On her nose was the greenest, largest, cucumber I have ever seen!
"EEK!" I squeaked thoroughly confused.
"Oh hey there Hinata, like my costume?" She said unaware of the ginormous cucumber on her nose.
I nodded "It looks err... great?"
But before she could comment I was pulled away by the... Wait, is that the Energizer Bunny?
"Hello Hinata-sama I see you decided to show up this time."
Wait, that bunny called me 'Sama' that could only mean...
"N-neji?" I stuttered starring at his pink (Yes it was Pink) Bunny Outfit with the drum and symbols included.
"Yup the one and only!" He said cheerfully... too cheerfully. Suddenly someone floated down from the ceiling...
"OH LOOK ITS A BUNNY-RABBIT!" It said. Uh is that Tinker-Bell? OH wait!
"I-ino!" I exclaimed, as she glomped him
'Twitch Twitch' Neji's right eye was twitching, Uh Oh I thought He's mad now!
Neji suddenly pulled out a Hockey Mask and a chainsaw.
'VROOM VROOM' I heard as Neji Started causing a panic, with everyone running around I could see What they were dressed like.
Naruto was 'Shippo' from that one manga, Inuyasha,
Sasuke, Kiba, Akamaru, and Ten Ten were, Piglet, Kanga, Roo, And Pooh Bear In that order,
Sakura was a zombie cheerleader,
Next was Shino, Lee, And Gaara, they were all Heroes: Batman, Robin, and Spider-man, they were all fighting about who would save the world from the sykcokiller/bunny: Neji,
And last but not least, Kankuro the bobble head baseball dude.
It was just then that Ino/Tinker-Bell decided to make everyone... FLY!
"A PINCH OF PIXIE DUST" She shouted all the while flying up in the air and dumping a barrel of gold dust onto everyone. Soon everyone was 1) Panicking 2) Doing cartwheels in mid air (Mostly Sasuke/Piglet) or 3) Fighting.
Soon I couldn't take it anymore and fainted, the voices fading onto the background.
'GASP' I Gasped, Sitting up in bed Oh I thought Just a dream!
But still...
"What the F***!"
The End
A/N Note: Well that was cool!*Giggles* funny Lee, dressed up as robin with green spandex (As if that's new!) and red undies on top. *LMAO* Anyway Flames are excepted. I give HALF CREDIT to Ksv12 for ideas THANK YOU!
- Poux