The Dangers Of Smoking
Hinata was walking through a dangerously dark alleyway, late one night when a pineapple appeared out of nowhere, successfully scaring the crap out of her.
"AHH! OH MY GOD!" She shrieked. But it was no pineapple at all. "Oh… it's just you, Shikamaru…"
"Yeah…" He replied. "Cig?" He held out a pack of cigarettes.
Fearing further rejection by her peers who already thought she was weird for having such a breathy, sexy voice and no pupils, she took him up on his offer. "Umm… okay."
But before she could take the cigarette a powerful woman's voice called out "HAULT!" There was an explosion of purple mist and moments later—once it had all cleared—a tall, dark figure appeared from it.
"AHH! IT'S THAT CRAZY WOMAN FROM THE CHUNIN EXAMS!" Hinata exclaimed.
"Man, what a drag." Shikamaru replied.
" 'Drag', eh? Interesting choice of words!" Anko exclaimed. "And you, Hinata, what have your parents always told you?!"
"Umm… 'You suck'?" Hinata replied.
Anko looked at her blankly. "… About smoking."
"Oh… 'Don't'?"
"Exactly."
Shikamaru gave Anko a dirty look. "Well Asuma smokes, so why can't I?!"
Anko laughed. "Let's have a look into the future, shall we?"
Shikamaru and Hinata stared at her like she was crazy. She paid them no mind, reaching into her pocket and pulling out a handful of purple glitter. She threw it on the ground, creating the purple mist she had appeared in. When it cleared, the three of them had arrived… IN THE FURUTURE! DUN-DUN-DUHHH!!!
"Oh hey, there's Asuma." Shikamaru pointed out.
"You can see him, but he can't see us." Anko said. "See, where phantasmal… like an aneurysm."
"Aneurysms aren't phantasmal." Hinata argued. "That's what killed my uncle Hizashi… or at least that's what they told people…"
Just then, Asuma's guillotined head went rolling past.
"Holy shit!" Shikamaru exclaimed.
"See kids, the moral of this story is you shouldn't smoke… 'cause you'll get decapitated." Anko explained. "Got that?"
Shikamaru and Hinata nodded their heads furiously.
"Good."
Author's note: Not my best writing, but I wasn't exactly taking this seriously. It's just a short. I like Hinata; she's my favorite female character of the moment.