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My first Fanfic, so be nice please =)

Harry Can't Get It Up

Ron overhears Harry saying to Ginny that he can't get it up

Ron lay on his bed. It was the summer holidays and he was extremely bored. He missed his girlfriend Hermione, who was due to arrive two days later. All his brothers were at work, and so was his father. His mother was outside doing the laundry and Harry, his best friend was probably somewhere around the house with Ginny, his sister, Harry's girlfriend. He had long ago accepted the fact that they were an item. He didn't mind much. He would much rather see his sister with his best friend, than with someone like Dean, or that Michael. As long as they didn't kiss in front of him, he was happy. He picked up his wand and started changing the color of his bedroom ceiling out of sheer boredom. Suddenly he heard a thump. He heard his sister cry out.
"Ow! Harry, what's wrong?"
"I can't," Harry replied angrily. "I can't get it up!"
Ron shot up in his bed, his ears turning red.
"What do you mean you can't get it up?" Ginny said.
"I can't. Can you help?"
Ron sat frozen on his bed. Didn't they realize he could hear everything? Harry was... to his sister. They were… and he was… Ron felt his blood boil. His best friend was about to do his sister! Except Harry couldn't get it up! Ron shook with anger. Right now Harry couldn't get it up, but after he was done with Harry, he wouldn't have anything left to get up. Ron clutched his wand tightly. Shame Harry was still underage and couldn't do magic. He stormed to his sister's bedroom and stood outside the door. He heard Harry talk.
"Hold it tighter Ginny."
Ron shook with anger even more.
"Get your fucking dick out of my sister's hand Potter!" he roared as he kicked the door open.
He froze at the sight of Harry and Ginny's bewildered face. They were both clutching a cardboard box, and by the looks of it, trying to get it up on Ginny's cupboard. They stared at him. Harry cleared his throat.
"My, um, what?"
Ginny's face was beginning to lose its bewildered look and anger was replacing it. Ron looked at his best friend's face, then his sister's. Oh shit.

So, that's it. Hope you enjoyed it. Special thanks to Lolo.