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"Oh momma I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law. Lawman has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home. Oh momma I can hear you a'crying you're so scared and all alone. Hangman is comin' down from the gallows and I don't have very long-." I turn over and switch off my alarm clock. I lazily check the time, 7:01 am. Yup, that is what time I get up every day. I lay back onto my back and stretch out. I look to my left, but there is something missing. A super sexy secret agent is what's missing. Confusion crosses my face briefly and then I remember.
Morgan does a rapid, two handed knock on my bedroom door and then opens it. "There's my boy! What are you still doing sleeping dude? Today is the BIG mission! Operation Wedding day man! Staring Charles Irving Bartowski as the Groom, one, Morgan Guillermo Grimes as the best man, and Casey too… And on the ladies side we have your lovely bride, Sarah Walker! Followed by her beautiful matron of honour, Eleanor Faye Bartow-... Woodcomb. Sorry dude it just doesn't flow the same way." I roll my eyes and laugh.
"Is there any coffee left or have you drank it all 12 cups already? And little buddy, Carina is going to be in the wedding too. Are you going to be okay with her in such close proximity?" Morgan puffs out his chest and straightens up. "Of course, she is but a distant flame my man. And since your sister is married now, I suppose as tradition… my duty, I, the best man will have to shag a bridesmaid. And that, my tall friend, would be Carina. Unless of course Ellie decides not to bring Amesome…" I laugh out listening to my best friend's scheme. "Okay Morgan, but Ellie is definitely bringing Captain Awesome. He will just be sitting in the crowd and not up on the stage with us." Morgan nods in understanding. "The Captain is just not as cool as I am, right Chuck?" I stand up and put my arm around Morgan's shoulders. "Right, little buddy, not to mention he broke his foot snow boarding. Now, if you don't mind I need to grab a shower real quick, did you get the tuxes?"
Morgan scoffs, "No faith in your little bearded best man, I'm heart broken!" Casey walks in with three black garment bags. "I got the tuxes, looks like your little gnome forgot. Hmm." Casey smiles as Morgan looks hurt. "Casey, I am not a creepy ceramic lawn ornament. I am a very important part of this spy team. Besides, as best man, I was worried about the rings." He pulled two silver bands out of his pocket. "Score one for the bearded team!" Morgan makes a face at Casey.
"O guys, remember, this day has to be perfect. Sarah deserves a normal wedding day. And I want to be able to give her that. So Casey, no guns, no knives, and no laser pens, Morgan, not a word about being a spy, part of a spy team or secret missions, now I'm going to shower. Don't kill each other." Morgan gives Chuck a sloppy salute. Casey disappears to get ready and Chuck heads to the shower.