WHO WOULD'VE FUCKING EXPECTED ANOTHER ONE OF THESE, HUH!?
Ichigo and Rukia were sitting by the table in Ichigo's house, eating some fish'n chips.
"Rukia, I've just realized something." Ichigo started a conversation, after what seemed like an eternity of silence.
"What is it?" Rukia asked.
"You know how black people always say that you can't call every black person a thief?"
"Umm…"
"Well, don't you think that's exactly what thieves would say?"
"You're a genius."
"Really?"
"No, you're dumb." Rukia stated, "Black people are the PEAK of human development. You can't blame them all for the sins of a few."
Ichigo then got very mad.
"Rukia, you've just ruined everything." He said, "Everything that was between us – gone. I don't even recognize you anymore."
"Excuse me?"
"Well, everything you do is disagree with me. No matter what I say, you call me stupid and say that I' wrong. Every time I want to share my opinion, you dismiss it like it was some garbage. Do you really only think about yourself?"
"I don't know if you're aware, but you only talk about black people, all the time. You always say they're the worst, and I always tell you that they're not. When will you understand that your opinions are just garbage thoughts of a racist Japanese ginger teenager?
Ichigo wasn't listening. Rage was overflowing within him.
"Umm, Ichigo?" Rukia said, "Why are your eyes so big and red and your teeth so sharp and why did you suddenly grow a tail?"
She didn't get an answer. Instead, Ichigo jumped at her, but she dodged it fortunately. It turned out that he transformed into a giant mutant squirrel.
The squirrel was immune to any of Rukia's attacks. It was shooting fireballs from its dick. The dick was constantly growing, from all the rage within it.
Rukia realized that if she wants to calm down Ichigo-squirrel, she needs to dispose of the problem at its source. And that was his dick. She needed to cut it off, but the squirrel's skin was too thick to penetrate.
In a blink of an eye, the squirrel slapped Rukia with its tail, making her drop her sword. When it seemed like it was all lost for Rukia, suddenly, a group of buffy black people arrived, destroying the squirrel completely.
And that's why you should always respect black people.
THE END
Kids, if you ever make your own anime, and include only one black character in it, don't make him a villain like in Bleach. Why do you think Bleach gets so much hate? It's not because it's mainstream, it's because its only black character was a villain.
Eiichiro Oda admitted that his show was racist and apologized, but people never forget nor forgive. So be sure to always respect black people.