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I was hyper when I thought of this... Never play video games after drinking 6 liters of soda or ideas like this pop up into your head.
"Regal? What are you doing?" Lloyd walked up to the blue haired man.
"Huh? I'm just practicing for combat."
Lloyd scratched his head, "Really? Don't you want to play soccer with us?"
"Soccer?" Regal paused and stared at Lloyd- puzzled. "What's soccer?"
Lloyd shifted uncomfortably. "I dunno. Zelos said it was a fun game you play by just using your feet, so I'd thought you'd be a good player on my team."
"Hmm…" Regal thought for a long time before answering. "That does sound the equivalent to training… And I get to compete against other people for fun. I accept."
"Yeah! This is going to be fun!" Lloyd smiled with pride as he led Regal to the clearing where Genis was helping Zelos set up goals.
"Hey Zelos!" Lloyd called out, "What are the rules to this game?"
Zelos turned and ran over to Lloyd, leaving Genis to set up the goals by himself. "Yo, Lloyd! Looks like you got Regal to join! All right!" Zelos paused then patted Lloyd on the shoulder, "Just kick the ball into the other players team to get a point. The one with the most points win. Oh, and by the way, Sheena's going to be the goalie on my team."
Sheena, who was talking to Colette stalked over to Zelos and slapped him, "I never said I wanted to be goalie! I wanted to be on offence."
"Ow, why do you always call the shots?" Zelos whined.
Sheena sighed, and walked back to Colette.
After the game started, Lloyd's team (Regal, Presea, Colette, and Lloyd) had gotten 20 points in 5 minutes. Zelos became angry at them. "No fair! You have Regal on your team! I wanna switch!"
Regal sighed, "This why I didn't want to play against Zelos. Zelos can't accept the fact that he can't kick the ball without tripping over it."
Me: Aww, don't worry Zelos. Not everyone's good at soccer.
Zelos: Come to think of it, I'm not good at any sports. They make me dirty and unattractive.
Me: ...