The New Girl On The Block

by CriminallyInsaneOtaku

Risa, is a tomboy who yearns for some excitement in her life. Previously, her top secret spy parents had announced that she needed to move out of her lonely house located in the states to another location in Japan, specifically in Domino City! Adventure with Risa!

1. Just a Normal Girl

The New Girl on the Block

Chapter 1: Just a Normal Girl

"I am a princess. A goddess-like human with dark, lustrous brown hair that cascades down my back. My chocolate brown eyes glisten like bright stars twinkling in the night. I have many admirers who not only pursue me because of my beauty but also my intelligence, my attitude, and my- Shit! Biscuit, why the hell don't you use the litter box I bought you for freaking Christmas, man!" Yeah, you see what fucking around and talking to myself gets me: a big ball of turd on my floor! Dammit! If I hadn't been gushing about all the things I'm not, then maybe I would've heard or at least noticed my dog whimpering and literally humping my leg to tell me that he has to take a shit. Excuse me, did I say shit? I meant a really big shit! Goodness, me and my big, fake narrative! My name is Risa, and this is my story, baby!

Man, I am lucky! If my mom had been here, well, let's just say I'd rather walk the plank than die fifty horrible deaths caused by her. I am, actually, home alone. My parents are on some kind of freaking mission, and I'm stuck here taking care of this house. Somehow, even though I am only 16 years old, I can live alone. Well, I'm not completely alone since I have Biscuit, my dog/ best buddy ever. He's a white toy poodle who is a little package of awesome!

Anyways, I am, right now, packing up because I am moving out of USA to Japan. Specifically, I am going to Domino City, Japan, for some reason. I'm pretty sure it's because of my parents. Ugh, this is going to be like the millionth time that I have moved! Like seriously people, make up your damn minds and when you do, tell me where I can freaking settle! Jeez, what the hell is in freaking Domino City anyway? Maybe it's made out of dominoes? I just wish that I could meet awesome, supportive friends that will actually entertain me, or that I can have some action and adventure while I'm there for however long. Little did I know that my wishes would be granted. Read along if you want to experience the adventure with me!