Disclaimer: I own not Victorious, but I shall one day steeleth the rights-eth and then I will own-eth… ahhh, you get the point.
A/N: This is my oneshot for the SAFARI SLAM Bade Weekend. :D enjoy. Oh, and this is an all-dialogue, which I've never done before…so…hope it's good. Please review. It starts with Jade…
"Hey…Hey…BECK GET UP! I WANT SOME COFFEE!"
"Jade…What, what do you want? It's three o'clock in the morning."
"I already TOLD you, I want some coffee!"
"I'll get you some in the morning,"
"Beck! Don't you roll over and start ignoring me! Dude! I want some coffee!"
"Shhhh!"
"Never tell me to shhhh!"
"Leave me alone, I'll get you some coffee in the morning."
"I want coffee NOW!"
"Fine, fine, I'll get you some coffee. Geez, what do I look like a maid?"
"While you're up, get me some toast too. Oh and some eggs and bacon"
"You sure don't want much,"
"I'm hungry!"
"I'm sleepy!"
"Oh just fix my food and hush,"
*A few minutes later, and the food is fixed, along with the coffee*
"Here, get this, now can I go to sleep?"
"Yeah, sure, whatever,"
"Good,"
"Wait,"
"What?"
"I want one more thing,"
"*sigh* what?"
"A kiss,"
"…"
"Thanks now go to sleep,"
"Best suggestion you've had all morning,"
A/N: that turned out good don't you think? Lol hope you liked it. Please review! :D