Ah, my dear readers…most of you know that I am not much of a lemon writer. I love reading it and – hey – I'm human too, so I've got a perverted side. But I don't write lemons often.

Anyway, I thought I'd share the shortest one shot ever with you. Let me know what you think!

Lucy's face contorted as she sucked in her breath, letting out a cry.

"You're doing great, Luce," Natsu encouraged, "Just a bit more."

She cried out as she felt the juices splay into her mouth, bitter and acidic.

"Good job," he told her, "Your turn, Wendy! GO!"

Wendy opened up her mouth, tears already edging her eyes as she forced herself to take it in her mouth.

"Just go for it," Lucy told her, still wiping her mouth, "Don't think about it."

"Harder, Wendy! Suck it harder! OH, that's sooo good! You've got it now!"

Wendy closed her eyes and forced herself to bear down. After a moment, she too felt the splay of the juices in her mouth.

Natsu let out a cry of victory as juice leaked from the corners of Wendy's mouth.

"Cana! GO!"

Cana had no problems, managing to achieve her goal in mere seconds.

"AWESOME CANA! Erza! You're the last one!" Natsu yelled, "Do it quick!"

Erza stared, unable to do it.

"C'mon Erza!" Lucy encouraged, "It's not so bad – just go for it!"

Erza started to shake.

"Unbelievable. Fairy Tail's strongest mage is showing terror at something as minute as this," Gray muttered to Juvia.

"That's easy for you to say," Juvia replied, "You're already done your turn."

"They won't beat us!" Gajeel remarked, "We're too good at it."

Beside him, Levy nodded curtly, "We've been practicing for weeks! They won't beat us!"

Natsu stooped down beside Erza, pressing his forehead to hers, "You can do this, Erza. I believe in you."

Erza's eyes changed as determination flashed though her. She grabbed it and sucked it back heavily. Out of the corner of her eye, she could see Jellal's disgusted face, but she couldn't worry about that now. She'd have to talk to him about it later.

"She's amazing!" Wendy breathed.

"Hell, she's gonna get a better time than I did!" Cana remarked.

Erza felt the burst of juices in her mouth, letting out a feral roar of victory.

"TIME!" Natsu yelled, "TIME!"

Mira glanced down at her watch, "2 minutes 2 seconds! Team Natsu wins!"

All the ladies threw their hands up in victory, then rushed around Natsu. Gray, Juvia, Gajeel and Levy slumped their shoulders. Team Natsu won only by a matter of seconds.

"Good job," Gray conceded, shaking Natsu's hand, "But let's see if you achieve the best score in the next round…when we move from sucking lemons to sucking pickled prunes."

The ladies faces paled at the thought.

Then Wendy fainted.

Leave a comment, k? It's my birthday today... :D

~ShanaHollows~

**IT IS MY UNDERSTANDING THAT THERE IS A SIMILAR STORY SOMEWHERE IN THE FANDOM. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS STORY WAS NOT A COPY CAT STORY - I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ORIGINAL IDEA AND I APOLOGIZE IF IT'S SIMILAR - I ASSURE YOU THESE ARE MY OWN WORDS AND I IN NO WAY PURPOSELY TOOK THE IDEA FROM ANOTHER AUTHOR.

I HAVE SPOKEN TO THE COMMENTER WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS WAS ABSOLUTELY NOT INTENTIONAL AND WE'VE WORKED IT OUT BETWEEN US. **

~ShanaHollows~

If someone could please PM me the name of the other story, I will go read it. If it's too similar, I will take my post down.