The story starts with Francis in Fort Francis, checking out a gaming forum that he is intrigued by.
Francis: *Snorts* I can't hehe wait to diss this new game, I haven't even played it yet hehehe
Francis was going through the Doki Doki Literature Club Forum. He had never heard, or played this game in his life, so he gave it a try due to him seeing good waifu material.
Francis: *snort* maybe this time I can get a new waifu for my collection of waifus huehuehuehuehue.
He then opens up the game on steam to see four characters, Sayori, Natsuki, Yuri and Monika. Being the guy he was, he criticized the name of the game immediately and created a new file. After playing the game for 4 hours, not caring about Sayori, Natsuki or Yuri's death, he was then seen by Monika, who continuously started praising him.
Francis: Oooooh, I like dis, dis will make a fine addition to my collection.
Monika then replies.
Monika: What collection?
Francis is then shocked to see the female computer character respond to his sentence.
Francis: Wait, you can hear me?
Monika: Of course I can my love.
Francis: Well frickle my pickle, this game is great. Now I finally *snort* have a girlfriend that understands me and will marry me.
Monika: Okay... lets not get too far-
Francis: YES YOU WILL, THIS WILL BE THE BEST GAMING EXPERIENCE EVER HUEHUEHUEHUE
Monika: DO I really have to do this again, first with the Ice King, now this lizard piece of crud.
Francis: Hey, I heard that! U get punishment.
Francis then gets out a flash drive, puts it into his computer, drags Monika's character file into the drive, and then ejected it.
Francis: HUE HUE HUE HUE NOW THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THIS!
Mumbling is then heard from the flash drive
Francis: I HAVE NOW SUCCEEDED!
Teh ende