One day I(Myew-chan's sis) suddenly thought "What if the organization members all went on a camping trip?" Since I couldn't get the thought out of my head, I wrote it here right now as you can see because you're reading this right now.
Chapter one- Into the Woods
Once upon a time there was a happy place in The World That Never Was. It was a nice, dark day as usual and the happy members were doing absolutley nothing important.
Larxene was sitting on the floor and reading some kind of magazine when Axel came over. "Boom." Larxene's hair then spauntaniously burst into flames. "ACK! MY HAIRS ON FIRE!" She desperately tried to put out the flames and shot some thunder at Axel. Demyx happened to be around at the moment and put out the flame with his wateriness. "DIE AXEL!" Axel turned and ran down the hallway. "COME BACK HERE!" Larxene then got up and followed. An explosion was then heard from somewhere in the place. Zexion was not amused. "I'm trying to experiment here." Axel looked up and nervously smiled. "Sorry Zexion. It's Larxene's fault." Larxene glared at him and pulled out her daggery thingies. Before she could strike, Axel made a very unexpected remark. "Your hair is blue." Zexion sighed as Larxene took out her handheld mirror and shrieked at her reflection. "My beautiful hair! It's so, so blue! It's a hideous blue!" Saix, being around then said, "Hey, I have blue hair you know." "Oh, sorry, it's just that it looks so terrible on me!" replied Larxene.
Somewhere else Roxas tripped and fell. "Ow." When looking to see what he tripped on he spotted a really long cord. After following it, it lead him to Xigbar, Xaldin, Luxord, and Marluxia. The funny thing was that they were all playing some kind of handheld thiny. "What are you guys doing?" he asked. Marluxia, without looking up replied, "We're playing multiplayered kirby on the GameBoy PIE." "Pie?" Roxas was confused. "It stands for Perfectly Impossible Emulator." answered Xaldin. Roxas was even more confused. "Aren't emulators not handhelds?" "Well now they are." Roxas then noticed that one of the walls were melting very quickly. Axel broke through the wall and melted down the next as Larxene ran after him yelling, "COME BACK HERE!" The first comment said was, "Wait, was Larxene's hair always blue?" And the second was, "I bet it's Axel's fault." When everyone looked back at their GBPIE, their expressions turned very pale and shocked. Their heads slowly turned and noticed that part of the cord had melted when Axel came by...
Xemnas couldn't take it anymore. When he started to work on his documents, it was interupted by some loud noises. After that it sounded like the building was collapsing and finally it sounded as if the entire organization (excluding himself) were running and screeming down the halls while trying to destroy everything in their path too. This was somewhat correct but anyways, Xemnas exited his room and saw how the place was in total caos.
A few minutes later, everyone was standing in front of the superior, very scared. Xemnas glared at all of them and calmly said, "You all have been very noisy lately and has forced me to punish all of you. I will send you all on a camping trip into The Woods That Never Was for seven days. If you are still here in ten minutes, i'll just have to make your punishment worse. Much, much worse." Everyone shuddered. "Well? Why don't you start packing? Times ticking." Everyone, at this remark, ran in all directions towards their rooms. Xemnas sighed, "Finally, peace and quiet. I wonder if they'll survive the trip." After thinking awhile he added to his thoughts, "Possibly, possibly not."
Less than ten minutes later, nearly everyone was gathered outside of the building. Larxene brushed her hair madly and glared at everyone. "When Axel comes back i'm going to rip him to shreds! Because of him, my hair will forever be blue!" "Why don't you just wash it out?" "..." Larxene considered Zexion's remark and turned around. "Is Demyx here?" Everyone shook their heads. "Darn! Where is he then?" "Still packing I presume." said nobody.
Back at the castley thing, Axel walked down the halls into the rooms with really weird names. "It seems that everyone has already gone outside," he thought, "Where is that cookie jar?" He turned the corner into the kitchen and saw Demyx, stuffing stuff into his bag. "What are you doing Demyx?" asked Axel. Demyx looked up. "I'm taking some snacks." "Oh." Axel then noticed a cookie jar on the counter. "So that's where Marluxia hid it! On the counter!" he took some cookies and stuffed them into his pocket. "Okay, lets go Demyx." "Okay."
Right when Axel and Demyx were in sight, Larxene glared at them. " Demyx, wash the blue outa my hair. NOW." Demyx, not wanting to be hurt, obeyed and used his water techs to get the blue off." Larxene then glared at Axel. "Even if my hair isn't blue anymore, you will still pay!" She lunged at Axel and started stabbing him like crazy. "Help! I'm dying!" Luxord delightedly turned to Xigbar. "I bethca Larxene will win." Xigbar then replied, "I do to!" They both put some munny on some table and after Larxene won, they both took eachother's munny. "Hah! I win!" "Well I win too!" Zexion sighed.
The woods were dark and spooky and the group, after getting deep enough into the woods started to set up camp. Marluxia was assigned to be leader of the trip and so decided to give everyone an important job. "Okay, heres a bunch of sticks. Everyone draw a stick and shortest gets to go find food." Everyone drew a stick from Marluxia's hand. Demyx was shocked. "But it's so scary! I might get eaten!" Larxene then laughed, "If anything tries to eat you, just kill it!" Demyx then looked very solemnish.
After a while, all the jobs were chosen. Demyx looked for food, Roxas lit the fire, Axel looked for firewood, and everyone else set up tents and stuff. Because everyone voted on it, a group servent was also going to be a job. "Okay, grab a stick. Shortest is groups helper." "You mean slave." corrected Larxene. "No, I mean helper." persisted Marluxia. Everyone drew a stick. "I was hoping that Axel would get shortest." mumbled Larxene. "Tough luck Roxas! It's okay though 'cause i'll help you if you ever need help!" Roxas grumbled and replied, "I won't need any help, kay?" Everyone then set off to complete their tasks.
Demyx walked through the dark woods and glanced at everything. It was dark and spooky, anything could happen. He felt something grab his leg and he let out some kind of scared noise. Demyx fell to the floor. Everything went black.
Roxas on the other hand was miserable. "Stupid fire. Won't light." Axel came over with a huge pile of firewood. "Need help?" "No." Roxas would never give in to being helped by Axel. Five minutes later Axel snapped his fingers and the wood all set on fire. Roxas glared at Axel. "thanks..." "Don't mention it!" Axel then went to see how everyone else was doing and stopped. "What the.." Larxene's tent was very big and circling around it was a barbed wire fence. He walked over and accidently stepped on a very well hid string. It snapped, activating a bunch of kunai thingies which all shot at him. Larxene popped her head out of the tent. "Get off my lawn. Your getting it all dirty." Axel got up and pulled out the kunais. "What's with the traps?" "To keep you away." Axel then turned and left to avoid any other injuries. "Hey! Come back! You forgot to clean up the blood you left here!"
By the time all the tents were set up, it was dinner time. "Wheres Demyx?" Everyone murmered to eachother and then Larxene said, make Axel go get him." Everyone, agreeing on this, sent Axel into the darkness. Axel walked around in the direction Demyx went and then noticed something on the floor. After getting a good look at it, it turned out to be Demyx, head first in a puddle. "What happened to you?" Demyx said nothing. "You dead?" nothing. Axel pulled up Demyx and Demyx then, alivee again, said, "Keep away from the tree. Mushrooms. Evil. Kill.." Axel narrowed his eyes. "Have you gone mad? Mushrooms don't kill people. Your just being stupid." "Blarg." "I take that as a yes." He looked into the hole in the tree and to his surprise, it was full of radioactive mushrooms. "Okay.." A bear jumped out of nowhere and attacked them. Axel killed it and took it and Demyx back to camp.
"There was a bear in the woods?" Everyone was in awe. "I thought it was just nobodies and stuff like that. Really, bears and radioactive mushrooms, who'd every think of that?" "C'mon, let's just eat the bear and have scary stories!" So after the bear was gone they all looked around. "Who's first?" "I know!" said Axel. "Let's get Demyx to tell us what happened to him!" Everyone agreed and looked at Demyx, who shuddered. "Okay.. it was a dark and stormy day and you guys sent me into the woods. It was terrifying and I looked around nervously for food. Suddenly. something grabbed me and I fell. After I got up I spotted a tree full of mushrooms, and not thinking of the consequences, took a handful. The mushrooms got up from their perches and stared at me. They drew nearer and nearer and finally grabbed me and pulled me to floor. Agh, the pain, the seething pain. The mushies were RIPPING ME APART! BLARG!" Demyx fell to the floor in fedal position and then became very quiet. Everyone shuddered. "Just hearing Demyx talk like that makes me scared." Xigbar got up and waved his hands around. "C'mon now c'mon, lets just get to bed and live in the morning."
The tents each fit three people (but some of them had less)and were organized in rows. In tent one lived Xigbar, Luxord, and Xaldin. Tent two had Vexen and Lexaeus. Tent three was Demyx, Axel, and Roxas. Tent four was Marluxia, Zexion and Saix. Finally, the last tent had Larxene and Larxene only. So anyways, they all went to sleep and waited for a new day to come.
Far away, Xemnas sat at his desk and shuffled through his papers. "It's so very peaceful here. I wonder if the organization is lasting well in the woods." He then continued his paper shuffling.
Okay, that's end of chapter one. It gets REALLY weird and I know I had typos but it's not my fault. Also, it's not my fault that I don't type well. Please no flames 'cause those are really mean. Flames will be used to burn up the last remaining copies of kh2. And also kh. And kh com too. Also they will be used to melt your computer. And stuff like that.
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