Heh, this is my first full length story. I'm a huge DeixTobi fan, they're like, the cutest pairing evers.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but if I did...Heheheh...
If you like SasuxNaru, then go check out my other story. It's a one shot, and I think I did a good job on it...But that's really up for the reader to decide.
R&R, pwease!
"...And then I saw a butterfly! It was all fluttery, but there was no butter, so that made Tobi sad. But I chased the butterfly around, and I made friends with it!!" Tobi finished triumphantly. He had just been telling a 3 hour long story about him and his day outside.
Deidara was busy slamming his head against a wall. Why, why, oh why did Leader-sama pair me up with this cretin, un??? he thought, ramming his skull into the hard painted brick wall harder and harder.
"Is Deidara-sempai trying to swat a fly?" Tobi asked his master curiously.
Deidara's eye twitched. He turned his throbbing head towards Tobi, his gritting his teeth. Must...resist...urge...to...splode...un... he repeated in his head.
"No, Tobi, un. I am not swatting a fly, un." Deidara said through a tightly clenched jaw.
"Ohhh...Ok!!" Tobi said brightly, and anyone with a brain could tell that under his mask, he was probably smiling innocently. Deidara wanted to rip the orange mask right off the little bastard's face and bitch-slap that grin right off him.
"Tobi is going to go talk to Zetsu-san for a while, okie Deidara-sempai?" Tobi half asked, half announced to his infuriated elder.
That was another thing Deidara hated about Tobi. He never said 'oh-kay' like a normal person. It was always, 'oh-key'.
"God, just go, un." Deidara snapped.
"Okie!!" Tobi chirruped, skipping off to Zetsu's lair.
Yet another thing Deidara despised. Tobi skipped. He SKIPPED. What the hell would their enemies think, if they saw that nuisance skipping??
Deidara grumbled, and headed off to his own room. Maybe, just maybe, he'd get some peace.
Tobi, smiling proudly under his mask, made his way toward his friend's room. He liked it in there, it was always warm, and Zetsu had the best snacks! There was one called 'Fur-Te-Lyzier' that Tobi had especially enjoyed, but now he couldn't find it anymore. Zetsu was his favorite person, of course besides Kisame-san and his sempai, Deidara. He could always tell Zetsu anything, whether it be secrets, fears, or just some good news about something that had happened to him.
Lately, he had a huge secret that only he knew, and he was going to tell Zetsu it as soon as he got into his room.
Tobi made it to Zetsu's room and knocked on the door. "Zetsu-san, it's me, Tobi!"
"Intrude..." came the monotone voice of the plant man Zetsu.
Tobi grinned under his mask and opened the door. The humidity washed over him, and it gave Tobi a pleasant feeling. He charged in, slamming the door shut behind him.
"Zetsu-san!! Zetsu-san!!" Tobi hollered out, his voice echoing through the large room.
"I am here, Tobi." Zetsu answered. Tobi, once more, skipped over to Zetsu.
"Zetsu-san! Ooo, have I got the biggest secret ever!!" Tobi squealed, unable to contain his excitement.
"Oh really?" Zetsu questioned, the white side raising its eyebrow while the black side narrowed its eye.
"Yes really!!" Tobi squealed again, almost hopping around. "But you gotta promise not to tell, Zetsu-san!! You gotta!!"
Zetsu's white side smiled slightly, and the black side smirked. Both sides had a small fondness for the hyperactive boy, the white side's being larger than the black's.
"I promise." he replied.
"Okie!! My secret is..."
Oh teh noes! Cliffhanger?? Hanging from a cliff!!!
What's Tobi-kun's secret? Why is Deidara so PMSy?? Why am I asking you??
Stay tuned!!