Linds:...I got nothing to put here...

Disclaimer:STH does not own Starfox Nintendo does...and i think that's it.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXCorneria with a side of friesXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Corneria fourth planet of the Lylat system the evil Andross turned this once thriving system into a waste land of near extinction.

General Pepper of the Cornerian army was sucsesful in exiling this minical scintest to the planet Venom.

5 years later General Pepper noticed strange activaty on the planet Venom James McCloud Pigma Dengar and Peppy Hare of the Star Fox team were sent to investegate apon there arrival Pigma betrayed them and James was captured Peppy barely escaped to tell James son Fox of his father's terrible fate.

A few years have passed and Andross once again hasinvaded the Lylat system now a new Star Fox team Fox McCloud Peppy Hare Slippy Toad and Falco Lombardi have been sent to free the Lylat system once again.

(A/N:Hope your happy i had to reset my Nintendo 64 about 64 times to get all that)

"It's about time you showed up Foxyour the only hope for are world" Pepper said.

"I'll do my best Andross won't have his way with me!" Fox replied.

-later-

"Open the damn wings" Fox ordered.

The wings on the four Arwings opened.

"Check your G-diffusers" Fox orederd again.

"This is Falco i'm fine" Falco said.

"Peppy here all systems go" Peppy said.

"This is Slippy let's get them" Slippy said.

"I see them up ahead" Fox said "let's kick some ass!".

Then they boosted towards the water leading to Corneria city.

One single ship flew head first at Fox.

"Is this all they got?" Fox asked as he shot it down.

Just then two charged at him and two came from his rear.

"Geuss not.." he mumbled he quickly took them out.

Six more came and Slippy flew straight by Fox.

"Slippy you bitch get back here!" Peppy yelled.

Fox took out the six then heard...

"Slippy watch out bogey on your tail" Peppy said.

Fox looked and saw a giant golfball with wings chasing Slippy.

"He can handle it" Fox thought ignoring the crazy scene.

"LAND HO" Falco yelled.

The group flew in to the city taking out the gaurds.

"Were entering Corneria city now" Fox said.

"This is horrible..." Falco said "i'm out of peanuts".

Fox saw a giant gold ring and flew towards it when a strange looking creature started hugging it.

"MY PRECIOUS!" Gollum yelled.

Fox flew through the ring and it shrunk around his ship and vanished.

"NOOOOOOOOOO HE STEALS THE PRECIOUS!" Goullum yelled.

"Everybody stay alert" Peppy said.

The sound of Fox snoring could be heard.

"Huh what... I'M AWAKE!" Fox yelled.

They were aproching a giant robot attempting to push down a pillar.

"Cool that would make one sweet action figure" Falco said.

Fox took it out.

"Awwww" Falco said.

After more flying.

"Bogey on your tail Fox use the breaks by pressing C-down" Peppy said.

"I know how to use a damn break" Fox said as he hit the breaks and the golfball flew by him.

Just then a robot pushed down a pillar crushing Peppy...and of course nobody will miss him.

They flew by a circle of triangles that had the word Checkpoint in it Fox stopped his ship next to it.

"What are you doing?" Slippy asked.

"It said to check the points on these triangles" Fox replied "ok i'm done now" then he flew through them gaining the checkpoint.

Falco flew ahead.

"I'll take this one get the one's behind me" Falco ordered.

"There are none behind you" Fox said but as he said it three ships flew behind him "never mind".

"Somthings wrong with the G-diffusers" Falco said as Fox "accidantley" shot Falco note that i put quotation marks.

Fox finished frying the enemys behind him.

"I guess i should be thankfull" Falco said.

"Don't mention it" Fox replied.

"You didn't let me finish" Falco said "i guess i should be thankfull...but i'm not".

Then they flew by two more robots but these one's were twirling metal bars.

"Sweet" Falco said "they got cool action's i wonder if they got action phrases too".

"Yeah they do" Fox said "and there kill and me" then he shot them down.

They flew over more water and Fox flew through a bunch of rock formations.

"Pretty smooth flying fox" Falco said "follow me Fox".

"Falco where you going?" Fox asked.

"I found the target try to keep up" Falco replied flying into the water fall explosian sounds could be heard then Fox flew through a hole in the back of the water fall apparently Falco didn't know there was one and crashed.

Fox and Slippy flew over more water when...

"Ah... someone want's to order" said some lizard person.

"Incoming enemy from the rear drop altitude" Fox ordered.

Then a humongos ship flew by them and turned around and locked on to them.

The middle of the ship was the bridge connected to the left was a giant cannon arm and connected to the right was two giant missle launchers.

"Enemy shields analyzed" Slippy said as a giant bar that showed his health apeared on the side of Fox's radar.

"Deploy all burgers CHARGE!" the lizard yelled as the cannon opened and started shooting burgers at them.

"Aim for the open spots" Slippy said dodging a burger.

"I got an order for yah" he said as the cannon closed and the missle launchers opened and started shooting homing fries.

"Eat this bitch!" Fox yelled shooting into one of the launchers and evantullay it broke off then the other closed.

"No you eat this!" He yelled opeing the cannon and shooting burgers "submit to your deep fried doom!".

One of them hit Slippy.

"SLIPPY'S HIT!" Slippy yelled.

"You are Slippy moron" Fox replied shooting down the cannon.

"TASTE MY VENGEANCE" he yelled shooting homing fries Fox maneged to shoot down the other launcher.

He flew off into the distance turned around and started charging an attack.

"Apperantly we can hurt him now" Slippy said shooting the bridge.

He realeased what he was charging a massive wave of chicken nuggets flew at them.

Fox finished him off.

"Who are you guys? he asked.

"Were Star Fox" Fox replied.

"YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT MY PRICES!" he screamed then blew up.

Then Fox and Slippy flew off.

"All aircarft report" Fox ordered.

"You did it i was worried there for a moment" Slippy said.

"Falco and Peppy's ship's are in thedocking bay" Rob said from Great Fox.

Then a skeleton wearing black robes and holding a scythe appeard in front of them.

"Falco and Peppy lives have been taken to hell" Death said "i shall return them in a day or two" then he vanished.

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Linds:Quiestons comments? we take'em all but i really would like idea's for sector Y combat zone in case you have yet to notice i'm taking the bonus route.