"Hanji, I've just had the best idea ever." Erwin told her once she walked into his office.

"And what would that be?" she asked, not really paying attention.

"To hold a Survey Corps musical."

"That's nice." her mind was already on her Titans.

"Is it? I'll have to post a cast list."

"No. Absolutely not. You're out of your mind." Levi said, walking into Erwin's office after hearing the conversation.

"It''ll be fine. Everyone will love the idea." Erwin said, a musical already in his mind. He started to write up the cast list.


"Commander Erwin. What is this?" Armin asked, looking at the paper Erwin had just posted.

"The Survey Corps is going to hold a musical. I've already cast everyone." he said.

"Why the hell am I the reindeer!?" Jean yelled, looking at the cast list.

"What's going on?" Christa asked, looking at everyone.

"We're doing Frozen as our musical!" Erwin told all the people gathered around.


"I got Kristoff." Eren told his friends at dinner that night.

"I got Anna! Did you get cast, Mikasa?" Sasha asked.

"Yes." Mikasa said, quietly eating her dinner.

"Who'd you get?"

"Elsa."

"I'm the Queen of Arendelle and then a troll." Christa said.

"I'm the King of Arendelle and then the reindeer." Jean muttered, stabbing his bread.

"I'm the Duke." Connie mumbled.

"I'm Hans!" Armin exclaimed, excited about the whole thing.

"I think the Captain is the snowman." Sasha said with a serious face. The others started to giggle as said man walked by.

"What's so funny brats?" he snapped.

"Are you really going to play the snowman?" Eren asked, trying to keep a straight face.


"Erwin! Why the hell am I in your play!?" Levi yelled, throwing open the door to Erwin's office.

"I needed someone." Erwin managed, looking at Levi's face.

Levi just about murdered the man for being serious with his casting. Most of the others were excited about the play, while others were not. Somehow managing to get everyone to agree to their parts, Erwin held daily rehearsals.

"See? All your costumes look so nice!" Hanji exclaimed, forcing Mikasa into the starting dress Elsa wore. Mikasa stood there muttering, 'hate this' over and over.

"Is everything ready?" Erwin asked, coming backstage.

"Yup!" Hanji happily exclaimed.


The play was going relatively well. No one knew Mikasa was such a great singer, or that Christa could act really well, or how Sasha managed to restrain herself when her character got to eat a bit of food. Until Levi came out wearing the snowman costume.

"I love summer." he deadpanned, looking at Sasha and Eren.

"Should we tell him?" Eren asked Sasha.

"Nope!" Sasha exclaimed, as Levi started to sing. The song went from a happy song, to one that depressed the audience in thirty seconds.

"The magical Elsa shall save you!" Mikasa yelled, bursting onto the stage.

"What are you doing, Mikasa!?" Erwin hissed at her, "you're going to ruin my play!" Mikasa payed him no mind, and continued to ad-lib.

"Come, depressed snowman. Let us get out of here, and never subject ourselves to sadness ever again!" she shouted, pulling out matches. The both of them started to light the sets on fire.

"My play!" Erwin sobbed.

"My sets!" Hanji sobbed right next to him. The two on stage payed no attention to them, especially when the others started to help them.

In the end, the play was a disaster. No one saw Erwin for a week after it. No one really cared. He learned a valuable lesson that day: never put on plays.


A/N: PM me about any questions you've got about anything I've written! R&R is greatly appreciated!