*curtain opens reviling Phantasy Bubbles and Tsukasa on a stage*
Phantasy Bubbles: ^^ Hello and welcome to another fanfic by Phantasy Bubbles!! Yay!!
*only one person is clapping*
Tsukasa: ...
Phantasy Bubbles: ^^ Wowzers! That's one more person who clapped then last time!! *dances*
Tsukasa: ...
Phantasy Bubbles: Ok so this fic is pretty much just the cast of Yu Yu Hakusho going to Jerry Springer and reviling a bunch of totally weird secrets...and everyone in it is pretty much out of character so sorry.... this is only my second fic so go easy on me ok? But if you really do hate it feel free to flame...
Tsukasa: ...
Phantasy Bubbles: ok so now the disclaimer....
Disclaimer: I own Yu Yu Hakusho! Yep I own all of it! And if I am lying, may I get struck down by a flying ice cream truck right now!! *looks up at the sky and sees a flying ice cream truck heading straight for her* AND LIVE!!!! *gets hit by flying ice cream truck*
Tsukasa: ^^ I'M FREE!!!!!
Phantasy Bubbles: *grabs him by the ankle* ^____^ not quite! I LIVE!!!
Tsukasa: ...
Phantasy Bubbles: ok now on with the fic! (O and I also use an add thing from Late Night with Conan O'Brien and since Tsukasa is in it you could say it's a bit of a .hack//SIGN cross over and I own neither of these!! Ok!! And yes I know the ending of .hack//SIGN so I don't want to here any shit about that...Tsukasa is still a boy to me! *sticks tongue out*)
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*in the Jerry Spinger Studio*
Audience: Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry!!
Mr. Announcer Man: And now, mans best friend, Jerry Springer!!
Audience: *cheers*
Jerry Springer: Hello and welcome to my show. Today we will be talking about a rather sensitive subject, called cheating. So today's subject for the show is "Honey I'm cheating on you with two other men and a woman but its only because you have been cheating on me with your best friend and some other people including one of the people I have been sleeping with and I may be pregnant but that can't be because I'm actually a man!" Ok lets bring out our first guest, Keiko!
*Keiko walks on stage*
Keiko: Hello Jerry!
Jerry: Hello Keiko. Now I understand you have a secret you would like to tell Yusuke on my show that could very well destroy your relationship?
Keiko: Yes Jerry.
Jerry: Now Keiko just what is this secret?
Keiko: What secret?
Jerry: The one you came on my show to tell your boyfriend.
Keiko: What show?
Jerry: *is turning red in the face* The Jerry Springer Show!!
Keiko: Oh yeah! That show now what am I here for?
Jerry: *has smoke coming out of his ears* Lets just cut to a commercial...
Mr. Announcer Man: ^^ We will be right back after these messages from our friends who sell stuff!
Add one....
*Tsukasa is seen sitting on a bench next to a fountain*
Tsukasa: ....
*Yusuke walks up to Tsukasa*
Yusuke: Excuse me friend, I have a dirty crack! Do you have any sweet white cream?
Tsukasa: ^^; Now?
Phantasy Bubbles *from somewhere off camera* NOW!
Tsukasa: *looks at script* No.
Yusuke: Aww man that sucks pickles now doesn't it? Oh well...*walks into fountain and puts his ass above one of the jets in it* Awww now that's relief! Too bad I didn't get my sweet white cream though...
Some dude from off screen: Yes this could happen to you! So that's why you should always carry Preparation H with you! Just in case your crack itches!
(Now back to Jerry Springer)
Jerry: Ok now that we have gotten that little mix up settled lets get back to our show. So Keiko, what is the secret that you wanted to tell Yusuke?
Keiko: Well Jerry I wanted to tell Yusuke, that I might be pregnant. But the baby I could be pregnant with, might not be his.
Audience: Oooooo!
*Phantasy Bubbles and Tsukasa are now sitting in the audience*
Phantasy Bubbles: Wow my mind works weird...
Tsukasa: ...
Jerry: Well then lets bring out Yusuke!!
*Yusuke walks on stage and sits down next to Keiko*
Yusuke: ^^ Hello Jerry!
Jerry: Hello Yusuke, Keiko has something she would like to tell you.
Yusuke: I know that! Otherwise I wouldn't be on this show...
Jerry: ^^; No I guess you wouldn't...ok Keiko why don't you tell Yusuke your naughty secret!
Keiko: Yusuke...you know I love you with all my heart right?
Yusuke: I love you too! ^^
Keiko: Yusuke I am so sorry...but I may be pregnant. And the baby might not be yours....but I can't be pregnant because...*rips off hair which turns out to be a wig* I'm a man!!!
Yusuke: Oo
Keiko: And I've been cheating on you with Botan and that guy in the audience with the mustache!
Guy in Audience with mustache: Oh ho! ^___^
Audience: Booooooooo!
Yusuke: Well Keiko, I also have something to tell you...
Keiko: ?!
Yusuke: Keiko, I have been cheating on you...with Genkai and Kuwabara!
Audience: Boooooo!
Jerry: Well now this is shocking isn't it? When we come back we will meet, Botan, Kuwabara and Genkai along with the guy with the mustache in the audience and find out their reactions to these terrifying secrets! Dun dun dun...
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*Hiei sits down next to Phantasy Bubbles and Tsukasa*
Hiei: I know none of them.
Phantasy Bubbles: *Pats Hiei on the back* There, there...
Tsukasa: ...
Phantasy Bubbles: So should I continue or not? I won't continue unless you good people out there review...I got three reviews on my first fic so I really would like to get three reviews on this chapter before I continue the story...PLEASE REVIEW!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if you don't review you will make Tsukasa AND Hiei cry!
Phantasy Bubbles: ^^ Hello and welcome to another fanfic by Phantasy Bubbles!! Yay!!
*only one person is clapping*
Tsukasa: ...
Phantasy Bubbles: ^^ Wowzers! That's one more person who clapped then last time!! *dances*
Tsukasa: ...
Phantasy Bubbles: Ok so this fic is pretty much just the cast of Yu Yu Hakusho going to Jerry Springer and reviling a bunch of totally weird secrets...and everyone in it is pretty much out of character so sorry.... this is only my second fic so go easy on me ok? But if you really do hate it feel free to flame...
Tsukasa: ...
Phantasy Bubbles: ok so now the disclaimer....
Disclaimer: I own Yu Yu Hakusho! Yep I own all of it! And if I am lying, may I get struck down by a flying ice cream truck right now!! *looks up at the sky and sees a flying ice cream truck heading straight for her* AND LIVE!!!! *gets hit by flying ice cream truck*
Tsukasa: ^^ I'M FREE!!!!!
Phantasy Bubbles: *grabs him by the ankle* ^____^ not quite! I LIVE!!!
Tsukasa: ...
Phantasy Bubbles: ok now on with the fic! (O and I also use an add thing from Late Night with Conan O'Brien and since Tsukasa is in it you could say it's a bit of a .hack//SIGN cross over and I own neither of these!! Ok!! And yes I know the ending of .hack//SIGN so I don't want to here any shit about that...Tsukasa is still a boy to me! *sticks tongue out*)
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*in the Jerry Spinger Studio*
Audience: Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry!!
Mr. Announcer Man: And now, mans best friend, Jerry Springer!!
Audience: *cheers*
Jerry Springer: Hello and welcome to my show. Today we will be talking about a rather sensitive subject, called cheating. So today's subject for the show is "Honey I'm cheating on you with two other men and a woman but its only because you have been cheating on me with your best friend and some other people including one of the people I have been sleeping with and I may be pregnant but that can't be because I'm actually a man!" Ok lets bring out our first guest, Keiko!
*Keiko walks on stage*
Keiko: Hello Jerry!
Jerry: Hello Keiko. Now I understand you have a secret you would like to tell Yusuke on my show that could very well destroy your relationship?
Keiko: Yes Jerry.
Jerry: Now Keiko just what is this secret?
Keiko: What secret?
Jerry: The one you came on my show to tell your boyfriend.
Keiko: What show?
Jerry: *is turning red in the face* The Jerry Springer Show!!
Keiko: Oh yeah! That show now what am I here for?
Jerry: *has smoke coming out of his ears* Lets just cut to a commercial...
Mr. Announcer Man: ^^ We will be right back after these messages from our friends who sell stuff!
Add one....
*Tsukasa is seen sitting on a bench next to a fountain*
Tsukasa: ....
*Yusuke walks up to Tsukasa*
Yusuke: Excuse me friend, I have a dirty crack! Do you have any sweet white cream?
Tsukasa: ^^; Now?
Phantasy Bubbles *from somewhere off camera* NOW!
Tsukasa: *looks at script* No.
Yusuke: Aww man that sucks pickles now doesn't it? Oh well...*walks into fountain and puts his ass above one of the jets in it* Awww now that's relief! Too bad I didn't get my sweet white cream though...
Some dude from off screen: Yes this could happen to you! So that's why you should always carry Preparation H with you! Just in case your crack itches!
(Now back to Jerry Springer)
Jerry: Ok now that we have gotten that little mix up settled lets get back to our show. So Keiko, what is the secret that you wanted to tell Yusuke?
Keiko: Well Jerry I wanted to tell Yusuke, that I might be pregnant. But the baby I could be pregnant with, might not be his.
Audience: Oooooo!
*Phantasy Bubbles and Tsukasa are now sitting in the audience*
Phantasy Bubbles: Wow my mind works weird...
Tsukasa: ...
Jerry: Well then lets bring out Yusuke!!
*Yusuke walks on stage and sits down next to Keiko*
Yusuke: ^^ Hello Jerry!
Jerry: Hello Yusuke, Keiko has something she would like to tell you.
Yusuke: I know that! Otherwise I wouldn't be on this show...
Jerry: ^^; No I guess you wouldn't...ok Keiko why don't you tell Yusuke your naughty secret!
Keiko: Yusuke...you know I love you with all my heart right?
Yusuke: I love you too! ^^
Keiko: Yusuke I am so sorry...but I may be pregnant. And the baby might not be yours....but I can't be pregnant because...*rips off hair which turns out to be a wig* I'm a man!!!
Yusuke: Oo
Keiko: And I've been cheating on you with Botan and that guy in the audience with the mustache!
Guy in Audience with mustache: Oh ho! ^___^
Audience: Booooooooo!
Yusuke: Well Keiko, I also have something to tell you...
Keiko: ?!
Yusuke: Keiko, I have been cheating on you...with Genkai and Kuwabara!
Audience: Boooooo!
Jerry: Well now this is shocking isn't it? When we come back we will meet, Botan, Kuwabara and Genkai along with the guy with the mustache in the audience and find out their reactions to these terrifying secrets! Dun dun dun...
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*Hiei sits down next to Phantasy Bubbles and Tsukasa*
Hiei: I know none of them.
Phantasy Bubbles: *Pats Hiei on the back* There, there...
Tsukasa: ...
Phantasy Bubbles: So should I continue or not? I won't continue unless you good people out there review...I got three reviews on my first fic so I really would like to get three reviews on this chapter before I continue the story...PLEASE REVIEW!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if you don't review you will make Tsukasa AND Hiei cry!