I totally dont own hetalia, but I love it.
There are somethings America didn't understand. Being one of the youngest nations, this didn't surprise many people, but what confused him wasn't politics, economics, or anything like that. It was England.
Ever since America was young, England had always been a weird one. As a colony, he was like a father but more like a mother; he'd cook, sew, have tea regularly and tend gardens. Even now, embroidery stayed promentent in England's activties. As America got older, he noticed England's interest in fairies, unicorns, magic and his love for a particular flying bunny. He also noticed England's ever-changing moods. He'd cry when America upset him, he'd squeal when France tried to make moves on him; on Valentine's Day, England even blushed a red that would put one of Romano's tomatoes to shame. All in all, England was very weird to America until he figured it out.
England's a girl.
That has to be it.
America got this conclusion when he was observing a few teenage girls at his house. They squealed, blushed and cried a lot, like England, and they loved fairy tales and had unicorn backpacks, again very England-like.
Now of course America knew there were a few things that conflicted with his new theory. England being a pirate, a punk rock star and calling himself a gentleman. Plus it's become apparent that England may have a liking for Seychelles, much to France's chagrin. But perhaps there was something inside England that was feminine like. This wouldn't be the first time; Prussia is still confessing for what happened between him and Hungary.
"Well, I guess I should start being more of a gentleman. No more teasing England or pissing him off. Besides I'm the Hero! And a hero is a gentleman."
Thus beginning the start of America's gentleman crusade.
This is the start of a great journey. LOL. If you have an idea for something America to do, share it with me. I'll do my best to write them.