Kailey: Hello everybody. Today on 'Cooking with Sporks in our Eyes' Tiffany and I will show you how to make---
Tiffany: TOAST!
Kailey: …that's not in the script, but sure. First you'll need two spider monkeys.
Tiff: which you can get at the store.
Kailey: or the rainforest
Tiff: do they even exist?
Kailey: they don't have to exist. It's a T.V. show.
Tiff: oh yes. So once you obtain some death— or spider monkeys, rather, you should stick your hand in the toaster to see if it's hot. I don't want to burn me hand so I'm going to stick this metal fork in instead.
Sparks Fly
Tiff: HOLY COW
Kailey: WHERE? Wait…I'll save you! takes a tree and clubs the toaster to oblivion
Tiff: casually Thank you Kailey.
Kailey: No problem. I never did like that toaster.
Tiff: well…we can't really how our viewers how to make toast anymore.
Kailey: you're right. Our toaster's toast.
Tiff: our toaster is dead, but what I meant was if our viewers followed all of our instructions carefully, most of them would probably be getting loaded into an ambulance right about now.
Kailey: do they have a T.V. in an ambulance?
Tiff: yeah, but there's only one channel. The show that's always on is this green line going up and down beeping. I hear some pople die it's so boring.
cheesy drum beat
Kailey: I guess we should stop broadcasting then.
Tiff: I suppose you're right.
Kailey: But we still have 15 more minutes left in our time slot!
Tiff: TOASTER SHOPPING TIME!
Kailey: I love fuzzy carpets!
Kailey&Tiffany: Goodbye and thank you for watching this weks episode of 'Cooking with Sporks in our Eyes.' Next week we'll show you how to make a smoothie.
Kailey: I love fish.
FIN.