Criticism are welcome! :)
The story begins afther Edd build a machine that sent the Eds into Gotham city
Eddy: Double D where are we?
Edd: We seem to have teleported somewhere."
Ed: Is it Japan?
Double D: No this place seems more American.
Suddenly the Joker shows up out of nowhere and carve a smile on Ed's face, killing him.
Joker: Why so serious?
The both Ed's scream at the clown who is wearing purple, had a glasgow grin, purple hair and was wielding a knife. They stopped when suddenly Bane shows up with his iconic mask that pumped gas into his system. Bane looks at Edd and than blushed.
Bane: I think I'm in love!
Joker: (Looks at Ed and blushes) Me too!
The two Ed's look at the two criminals, blushed and decided they were in love with them too!
Suddenly Batman shows up in his bat suit. He is still talking in that growl voice we all know and love!
Batman: Wait! This is an Ed, Edd n Eddy crossover fic, so who do I pair up with?
Joker: You can have the kid lying on the ground with a smile on his face.
Batman: But wouldn't that make me a-
redpirate11: Shut up! This is the entire point in this fic! Now pair up with it before I write a horrible death for you!
Batman: Fine jeez!
So the Joker paired up with Ed, Bane with Edd, and Batman with Ed's corpse. They all lived happily ever after until Sarah had enough of this gay shit and killed them all.
Thank you for wasting your time reading this crap!