Okay my first story ever, all criticism is welcome hope you enjoy
Deidara sat peacefully inside the akatsuki base gazing at the television half asleep. His arm rested sloppily on the tattered arm rest of the old couch.
"Hey Kisame," he groaned staring at the pathetic couch "When we going to get a new couch this one stinks, yeah."
Kisame glanced up from the fishing magazine he was previously glaring at. "How should I know… Hey Deidara, why do people fish anyway? It's disgusting." He continued to glare in disgust at the magazine.
"You're just mad because you're a fish, yeah." Deidara smirked at his fellow members anger "What do you think they do to birds when people hu-" He was soon cut off by the loud bang of a newly opened door hitting the wall.
"SENPIA! SENPIA!" Tobi hurled himself out of the kitchen smashing strait into the television and crashing to the floor.
"AHH, OH MY GOD" Kisame had jumped up in surprise causing the poor innocent chair to fly backwards and thus crashing into the equally innocent ground with the not so innocent Kisame dragged down as well.
Deidara gripped the armrest in frustration and surprise and by doing so ripping a tear even further. "Tobi what do you think you are doing, un?" His right eye twitching furiously as he stared at the still heaped up Tobi lying on the ground.
Tobi quickly gathered himself up and dusted himself off with…oven mittens at the sound of his sepia's voice. "Ohhhh Sempai Tobi is a good boy and Tobi made brownies."
Deidara released the couch curiously and raised an eyebrow. "Oh really, yeah" A slow grin appeared across his face as he thought about hot warm borwn-
His thoughts were interrupted.
"Fool, you are so exited over something as insignificant as brownies." Sasori chuckled with the smallest hint of an amused grin as he leaned against the corner of the room. He could read Deidara like a book.
Kisame, just now getting up from his fall, rubbed his head and spoke "Sasori? Ugh…when did you get here? And…ow this hurts…do you say something about brownies?"
"Yes yes Tobi made brownies! Come see Tobi's brownies!" Tobi jumped up and down leaping all over the room and tugging on Deidara's cloak along the way.
At the moment Deidara ignored him and turned to Sasori a gleam in his soft blue eyes. "Oh yes Sasori and you just hate brownies, don't you?, yeah" He teased with a hint of sarcasm. Then slowly turned to Tobi the gleam disappeared from his eyes. "Okay Tobi I'll take you up on that offer on brownies, yeah" He said with a wide childish smile. Then he stood with a squeak from the couch and a slight groan from the floorboards.
Any amusement that might have been on Sasori's face was gone in a heartbeat. "Actually I kind of liked brownies…when I could actually eat" His face remained as neutral as ever as he awaited his companion's reaction.
It was predictable.
"Oh boo hoo poor little Sasori can't eat brownies anymore, yeah" Deidara teased wiping a fake tear off his cheek. "Well if you can't I will, un" Deidara happily glided into the kitchen where he gazed upon a plate full of brownies just begging to be eaten. "That's what I'm talking about, yeah."
Tobi slowly walked in after him. "You like that Tobi made brownies. Tobi is a good boy." By this time Tobi was practically jumping out of his underwear. "Eat them Sempai, eat them!"
"Don't need to ask me twice! Brownies here I come, yeah!" Deidara quickly reached for the delicious brown treats…almost there…they are right in front of him……then his wrist was caught just as his fingertips were a centimeter away. He looked up in surprise to see none other than Itachi and his emotionless face.
"Did you say brownies?" His tone was even and bleak.
"So what if I did, yeah?" Deidara said attempting to pull away from Itachi's grip. He tried to pull away but to no avail.
"Oh…my…gosh…BROWNIES I LOVE BROWNIES I CAN'T RMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD BROWNIES THAT'S PART THE REASON I KILLED MY PARENTS THEY WOULD NEVER LET ME HAVE BROWNIES OMG!!!!" Itachi was hyper with joy but the others in the room reacted …differently.
Sasori just now entering the room appeared completely calm and serene. "I wonder why…" He chuckled to himself
Deidara used the distraction to pull away, his eye twitching violently. "Itachi…I might be a good idea to just…walk away slowly…just take a couple steps back now…"
'I've never seen Itachi like this what's with the brownies?!?' Kisame thought as he stared in wonder at Itachi who now had a psychotic smile on.