Author's Note: Having such a wonderful day, unlike yesterday. My weekend was awful 0.0
So...here's a story! Read and enjoy it!
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia: Axis Powers. If I did it would have this epic, cool name like Hetalia: The World is Full Of Crazy Nations.
Nevermind...that's not good enough.
ONCE UPON A TIME...
There lived a boy named Matthew Williams. Now, Matthew Williams was an interesting character because he was a loner who liked to eat way too many pancakes and talk to his stuffed animal polar bear that always forgot his name.
Anyways...Matthew lived on top of a hill. Alone. Because as I said, he was a loner.
But there was always this perverted creep that liked to climb the hill and watch Matthew in a stalkerish way.
His name was Francis.
Emphasis on the 'was'.
One day Francis decided to be the weirdo that he was and follow Matthew home from school one day.
Because he was a pedophile in training.
So Francis stalked Matthew up the hill, planning to kidnap the boy and take him to the Eiffel Tower.
Hell, yeah.
HOWEVER, all of the sudden a big flash of whiteness blinded the two and it was...BRITANNIA ANGEL!
THE ANGEL HAD COME TO SAVE THE DAY!
Using his awesome superpowers, Arthur killed Francis with lazers that shot out from his eyes.
KABOOM!
And thus, Francis was Francis. Because now he is dead.
Boo-hoo.