In celebration (or something like that) of Anti-Hardwicke Day, I have decided to write a list of reasons why Kristen S. and Robert P. should NOT play Max and Fang in the Maximum Ride movie.I do not own anything. Please don't sue!!
1. They are too old. No amount of make up can make you look about 8 years younger.
2. They are everywhere. In case you didn't notice, they are. Ask anyone if they know who Kristen Stewart is. I'll bet they say something like "Isn't she the one who played Bella in Twilight?"
3. Am I the only one who can't see Rob with black hair? If you can envision Robert with black hair, wings and playing a 14 year old, please tell me.
4. He was a wizard, a vampire and now, gonna be an Avian American. What hasn't he been? Daniel X? (Yeah.)
5. You can pull off 17, but not 14.When you are 20 something, you can pull off 17 with a little strain. But 14? Are you kidding? This is basically number 1 but oh well.
That is really all I can come up with at the moment but I will update if there are more ideas. The first and second ones are what most people are protesting about. Sign St. Fang of Boredom's petition!