A little something I did because I was bored.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own TDI.
The lights aimed at the stage as the audience began clapping when the big voice cried out, "Live in New York City, it's The Jen the Cat's Late Night Talk Show!!" The audience applaud wildly as the host, Jen, comes out.
She walks for a long time, apparently to annoy the cameramen who have to follow her for the intro scenes. She then walks towards the chair and sticks her tongue out to the lighting person before sitting down.
"Alright," she finally said. "I'm sure you guys are all aware of the popular Canadian reality show, Total Drama Island! Well, today, I'll be interviewing each of the contestants in order of when they were voted off!"
The applause grows larger.
"Now, my first guest will be Ezekiel!"
As the prairie boy strutted towards his chair, there is some boos and some applause and some angry woman shouting, "You sexist pig!"
After he takes his seat, Jen immediately says, "Why did you pick your nose on live television?"
"Um, 'cause my nose was clogged, eh," he said.
"Mm-hm. Likely story. Well then, why was your nose clogged?"
"Wh-what?"
"Answer me, why was your nose clogged?!"
"... 'Cause they were?"
"Well, why were they?!"
"Geez, eh! Why the heck are you harassing me you stupid girl!"
That's when there was an awkward silence. Jen stared at him with a grin she kept on since the last question she asked... But she was not happy.
"What did you say?" She hissed coldly.
"Um... Nothing?"
"I know you said something."
"..."
"Get outta my studio!" As she cried this, she pressed a big, red button that was on her desk and. In front of everyone's eyes, Ezekiel's chair shot him out and the ceiling window's glass shattered as he sped through it, screaming.
Then, with the same creepy grin, Jen stared at the camera in a perky tone. "Let's take a short break."
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