FERBEl
Just when we get back to Gravity Falls, THAT'S when Mabel decides to spring the news on me. Dipper thought as he tried on the Tuxedo he had chosen for the Ceremony. Not only did she suddenly decide for us to move into the old Mystery Shack, now that Soos and Melody moved out and to retirement (Melody pried Soos out), but she tells me she's getting MARRIED to some guy she's been seeing. Dipper was obviously distraught by this, not only because she didn't tell him, but because this is a guy Dipper hardly knew and only met once.
Mabel started seeing this guy when her College Friend from Law School (she was still hanging onto becoming a US Congresswoman from the whole Quentin Trembly episode) Candace introduced Mabel to her brother. For some reason, even though they're total opposites, Mabel fell in love with a guy named Ferb. They were video chatting and texting since college, and finally Ferb worked up enough money selling inventions to the Government to come down so I can actually meet the guy. This guy must love her, because he came all the way from Danville, Maine, to Piedmont, California. This was the first time I met the guy, and I must say, I have no idea what she sees in that creep. Yes, he has, like, 50 Doctorates and has the IQ of my Grunkle Ford at LEAST, but he is kinda creepy. The guy NEVER talks and is always staring at me like he is trying to evaluate me. He looks like he died his hair green, so I don't know what kind of influence this guy will be on my sister, and he has an oddly shaped head. But, I'm not going to go try to tell my sister about all of this, because last time I did it I had to save her from a bunch of Gnomes she was apparently dating. So, the following week my sister asks if we can take a summer trip back to Gravity Falls. I couldn't wait. It had been about eight years since we took a trip there and lived there for a summer, stayed with Grunkle Stan, and kinda stopped the end of the world. Well, now I'm here, preparing for my sisters surprise wedding and preparing to help her move into the Mystery Shack.
Stan's narration
As Irelle chased bill around with a net crying bacon bill I just laughed in amusement. Finally she got him in a glass jar sparing his life.
As that happened Dipper walked in when he greeted me Mabel jumped on him and onto me. "I missed you soooooooooooooooo much" "well you're going to miss me more if you squeeze me to death" I commented with a smirk. I have great news whoop. I pushed Mabel aside and adjusted my glasses to find chin hair on dippers chin.
Hey you look like a man said dipper just rolled his eyes.
Mabel's narration
As I do my fifth back flip everyone's gift shop dipper tells me to tell them but I can't say it. "Yi bli engya aleyk her sha bi bi bi" Who's that stranger I blurt out looking at grunkle Stan's daughter. Stan ignores that and says spit it out. "Iyem engaged" "IM ENGAGED." Stan only blinks in response Ford just has his mouth open gazing into space bill checks his so called fingernails. DIPPER NARRATION
Why is bill in a jar I asked "it's a long story" Irelle said. Wendy walked in asking what's going on. ,