You...Have NO clue... how much fun this was to make... Anyway, Somebody let Sakura teach a lesson, but in reality, Kakurou does... My 3rd Avenue Q/ Naruto Crossover.
The song is 'The Internet is fo Porn.
The Anime is Naruto.
I own neither.
Sakura: Finally! I get to teach a WHOLE lesson, all by myself! And I'm going to teach something relevant, something MODERN, the internet! Ah!
Sakura:
The internet is
Really, really great...
Kankurou:
For porn!
Sakura:
I got a fast connection
So I don't have to wait!
Kankurou:
For porn!
Sakura:
What?
There's always some
new site...
Kankurou:
For porn!
Sakura:
I browse all
day and night...
Kankurou:
For porn!
Sakura:
It's like I'm surfing
At the speed of light!
Kankurou:
FOR PORN!
Sakura: Kitty!
Kankurou:
The internet is for porn!
Sakura: Kitty!
Kankurou:
The internet is for porn!
Sakura: What are you doing?!
Kankurou:
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn!
Sakura: Kitty!
Kankurou: Oh, hello Suckura
(edit: Sakura- KITTY, THAT IS NOT MY NAME!!!)
(edit: Kankurou- Well, 'Kitty' isn't my name either.)
(edit: Sakura- I hate you.)
Sakura: You are ruining my song!
Kankurou: Oh, me sorry, me no mean to!
(edit: Sakura- AHAHAHAHA!!! Your grammer sucks ass!)
(edit: Kankurou: Go crawl in a pit and die, Suckura.)
Sakura: Well, if you wouldn't mind, please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Kankurou: -whispers- Okie dokey.
Sakura: Good!
Sakura:
I'm glad we have
This new technology!
Kankurou:
For porn! oop!
Sakura:
Ugh...
Which gives us untold
opportunities!
Kankurou:
For porn! oop, sorry...
Sakura:
It's from your
own desktop.
Kankurou:
For-mph...
Sakura:
You can reaserch, browse
and shop...
Kankurou:
-whimpers-
Sakura:
Until you've had enough
And you're ready to stop!
Kankurou:
FOR PORN!
Sakura: Kitty!
Kankurou:
The internet is for porn!
Sakura: No-o!
Kankurou:
The internet is for porn!
Sakura: Kitt-y!
Kankurou:
Me up all night hugging
Me horn to porn, porn, porn!
Sakura: THAT'S GROSS!!! You're a pervert!
(edit: Kankurou- Am not!)
(edit: Sakura- Yeah, and Sasuke is gay!)
(edit: Kankurou- Well...)
Kankurou: Ah, sticks and stones, Suckura!
Sakura: No really! You're a pervert! Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet!
Kankurou: -grins- Ooooh?
Sakura: What?
Kankurou: YOU HAVE NO IDEA! Ready normal people?
Rock Lee: Ready!
Kakashi: Ready!
Sasuke: Ready!
Kankurou: LEMME HEAR IT!
All (except Kankurou and Sakura):
The internet is for porn!
Sai: I'm so late...
(edit: Sai-Joining in any way.)
All (except Kankurou and Sakura):
The internet is for porn!
Sai: I masturbate!
Kankurou:
All these guys
Un-zip their flys
All (except Sakura):
For porn, porn, porn!
Sakura: The internet is not for porn!
All (except Sakura):
Porn, porn-
Sakura: HOLD ON A SECOND!
Kankurou: Wha?
Sakura: Now I happen to know for a fact that YOU, Sasuke, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.
Sasuke: That's correct.
(edit: Kankurou- You're such a nerd.)
(edit: Sasuke- Shut up, Cat-man!)
Sakura: And Lee, YOU buy things on Amazon (dot) com!
Rock Lee: Sure.
Sakura: And Kakashi-sensei, YOU keep selling your possesions on EBay!
Kakashi: Yes, I do!
Sakura: And Sai, YOU sent me that sweet online birthday card!
(edit: Sai- I DID?!)
(edit: Sakura- Yes. You did.)
Sai: True!
Kankurou: Oh, but Suckura, what you think he do, AFTER, hmmm?
Sai: Yeah...
Sakura: EWWWWW!!!
All (except Sakura):
The internet is for porn!
Sakura: Gross!
All (except Sakura):
The internet is for porn!
Sakura: I hate porn!
Kankurou:
Grab your dick
and double click, for
All (except Sakura):
Porn, porn, porn!
Poooorn...
Sakura: I hate men!
All (except Sakura):
Poooooorn...
Sakura: I'm leaving! I hate the internet!
Kankurou:
The internet is for...
All (except Kankurou):
Internet is for...
All:
Internet is for porn!
Okay, this one was a bit easier. Okay, again some things:
1) Do NOT say Kankurou isn't a perv, and that Sai doen't masturbate. I know this already.
2) Sorry about script form. No better way.
3) Only one more left! That one is... 'Everyone's a liitle bit racist'. If you know another one I missed, please tell me.
4) I added 'edits' this time! Basically, that's just some thing they thought/said while 'performing', or whatever you want to call it.