Hello, there! It's been sooooooooo long since I've written anything on here! Well, I've got a little parody (I guess that's what it's called) of "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody." It's an episode called, The Fairest of Them All, and it's where the Tipton holds a beauty pageant and Cody (and Zack) dress up as girls to win money for new bikes. Wellllllllllll, I decided to make it into a chipmunk version, so here ya are!

Oh, and they're all in cartoon form.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Alvin and the Chipmunks, nor the Chipettes, nor The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

"Dave, I see no point in staying in this low class, crappy hotel," Alvin complained as he skateboarded in the lobby.

Dave sighed. "We've been over this hundreds of times, Alvin. You guys are famous now and going on tours across the country. The reason we rented a room from this hotel was because it was affordable and less crowded." He grabbed Alvin's shirt and Alvin stopped skateboarding.

Simon picked up Alvin's skateboard and added, "And we need to start saving up some of our money we make for college and careers. Otherwise, we might become broke later on."

"Broke, shmoke! We're millionaires!" Alvin crossed his arms. "And this hotel sucks!"

Theodore eyed the mini buffet table and licked his lips. "I don't know, Alvin. The food looks pretty good."

"And it seems like they're holding a Mini Miss Beauty Pageant here, too," Simon said, pointing to the entrance, where tons of girls came in.

Alvin quickly turned to them and gasped. "Wow! This hotel is amazing!"

"I hope you're enjoying your stay, Mr. Seville," Mr. Moseby said with a smile. "Here at the Tipton, we're determined to make your visit as relaxing as possible."

Dave rolled his eyes. "With Alvin, that'll be impossible."

Mr. Moseby suddenly frowned. "I know how you feel. I used to have two brats—I mean rascals—running around here. Thank goodness they graduated high school and moved into college dorms." He sighed in relief.

"That's a relief for you, but for me, I—" Dave frantically looked around. "Have you seen Alvin anywhere lately?"

"Um, no, I'm sorry. I haven't," Mr. Moseby also looked around for Alvin.

Meanwhile, in the game room…

"Yes! New highscore!" Alvin cheered. "You owe me ten bucks, Theodore!" He impatiently held out his hand.

Theodore looked down. "Okay," he sadly replied, handing him the ten dollars.

Simon sighed and thought to himself, 'Alvin, you can be so stupid and arrogant sometimes, I swear.' His thoughts soon trailed off once a beautiful girl came into the game room. Alvin ran over to her, startling her that she fell onto the floor.

"Ow," she quietly said, looking up at Alvin. She stood up, brushing off some dust that got on her clothes.

Alvin laughed nervously. "Sorry. You're just so pretty," he said.

The girl rolled her eyes. "Thanks, but no thanks. I'm not interested. And plus, you're not my type." She put a quarter into the PacMan game and began playing.

Alvin sighed and grabbed Theodore's hand. "Come on, Theodore. We're going to the pool."

"Wait, Alvin. I need my soda," Theodore quickly grabbed his soda and followed Alvin outside.

Simon sat down in a chair next to the girl, who was focused on playing PacMan. He cleared his throat and the girl paused her game and looked at him. Simon felt his face go red and he spoke up, "D-did you know that PacMan w-was supposed to be called "PuckMan," b-but they changed it to PacMan so no one would change the "P" to an "F"?"

The girl just stared at him and started to smile. "Really? That's interesting. I didn't know that," she quietly replied.

Simon smiled at her and asked, "Um, may I ask what your name is?"

The girl slowly stood up and walked towards the door. "Jeanette," she said, and she walked out of the game room.

'Jeanette,' Simon kept repeating in his head. 'What a beautiful name…'

So, how was the first chapter so far? I might not be able to update that often because of school and all, but I'll try my best! :D Read and Review pretty please!