A/N: This is a yaoi between Ed and Roy it also involves M-Preg. This is a warning so beware!

Summary: Ed and Al have the stone and use it to get their bodies back, but what happens when Ed gets something he did not ask for? Will Ed and Roy's life change and does Al have feelings for Winry or just her cooking, and if so will Winry return his feelings?

Mishaps

Chapter 1: The Beginning

Ed opened his hand to Al, Roy and Winry to reveal a bright red stone. They all stared at him with surprising looks and if Al's Armor had expressions you would be able to see Al with a big smile.

"Brother how did you… Where did you? Does this mean?" Al blurted out.

"Al calm down, where I got it and how I got it does not matter now. What matters is we can get your body back and my limbs." Ed said, calming Al down a little. Winry ran and hugged Ed, squeezing him almost out of breath.

"Winry I… can't…breath!" Ed said between gasping breaths.

Winry quickly let go, "Oh… sorry, I'm just so happy we can finally get you two back to normal--"

Roy interrupted Winry and walked over to Ed, giving his lover a passionate kiss hello.

"I've missed you, you were gone too long." Roy said, pulling away from the kiss.

"Roy I was only gone for two days, you know I have been gone for longer than that before." Ed replied.

"I know that. Well, anyways the lab is ready when you are." Roy informs him.

"Well, I am hungry and tired and I need to have all my strength for this to work right…um…Al…can you be in that armor for one more night? I promise we will do it tomorrow." Ed asked Al.

"Of course brother. I've been in this armor for six years I can last one more night for you." Al replied with a smile.

"After all it must have been hard…you know…to…get that." Al said, unsure if he should or not.

"Thanks Al and yes it was." Ed said with a reassuring smile and a tired yawn.

"I'll prepare dinner while you take a warm bath, it will relax you." Winry suggested but with a demanding tone.

"That's a good idea. Thanks Winry."

"No problem."

Ed walked to his and Roy's room to do just that. Winry started to make dinner looking out the corner of her eyes she saw Roy trying to tip toe to the bedroom after Ed.

"Oh no you don't Roy! He needs rest. Sit down and behave. If I catch you trying to sneak in there again your head can say 'hello' to Mr. Wrench, understand!!"

"Fine, yes ma'am." Roy replied with sarcasm.

Roy learned not to argue with Winry and he came to find that she had a good aim with throwing.

Al sat watching T.V. while the three ate dinner thinking to himself quietly in his mind.

'I can't wait, soon I will be able to eat, I wonder how Winry's pancakes and waffles will taste in the morning--' Al was interrupted in the middle of his thoughts.

"Well we're off to bed, be ready tomorrow Al, and don't worry. We will eat breakfast after you're body is back." Ed said with a wink.

With two yawns, Roy and Ed went to bed. Roy looked back to say goodnight to Winry and found her pointing Mr. Wrench at him mouthing 'Wait till after tomorrow.' Roy smiled and mouthed 'Yes, I know.' Winry then went and made her bed on the couch with the help of Al.

Ed woke up at five o'clock not wanting to wake Roy and Winry up. He got Al and they both snuck to the basement where the lab was.

"Ed how come you didn't wake Roy and Winry up?" Al asked, sounding confused.

"Because Al, what if something goes wrong? I don't want to risk them getting hurt, okay?"

"Yeah, you're right. It's better this way I guess."

Ed grabbed The Book and handed it to Al with a bright smile on his face.

"Here, open it to page 203 and draw the circle and remember, everything has to be perfect or it will happen again."

"Right, I understand brother." Al said as he set to work.

Within an hour they had the circle drawn with all the swirls, triangles, straight lines and symbols drawn absolutely PERFECT.

"Ready Al?"

"Ready brother."

Ed put the bright blood red stone in the exact middle of the circle and stepped to the edge. He and all got down on their knees and counted to three.

"Okay, on the count of three, ready?"

"Ready."

"One-two-three."

They both clapped their hands together and then on the floor.

At this time both Roy and Winry woke with a start, realizing what was going on for there was a bright blue and purple light coming from the basement door. Winry ran to the door but Roy stopped her.

"Winry no, there's a strong wind. You don't want to be a part of it. We have to wait till their done."

"But what if something goes wrong?" She asked worriedly.

"It's all the more reason to not get involved. I want to be there with them as much as you do but we can't ."

"But--"

"No buts Winry, we can get hurt and Ed and Al both know that."

At that moment the light disappeared. The wind's howl stopped and Roy and Winry stopped talking.

Three Minutes Before

Edward and Alphonse touched their hands to the floor just on the edge of the circle. A purple light tinged with blue filled the room as the boys were pulled into the center of the circle and the light enveloped them both.

Present

When the light cleared away two figures lay on the floor where the stone had been. Edward lay there, his metal arm and leg laying on the floor beside him having been replaced by flesh and bone. Al was there as well but the armor that had been his body for many years was piled in a heap next to him, leaving him completely naked and cold

Roy and Winry slammed the door open and ran down the stairs. Both Roy and Winry were relieved but in shock. 'It worked.' Winry thought, Al's nude body making her blush. Roy handed her a jacket to cover him up.

"Winry I'm going to take Ed to the bathtub to clean him up. You can look through Ed's dresser. I'm pretty sure there's something that will fit Al." Roy said, picking Ed up and holding him with care.

Winry nodded and left the room. Roy headed for the bathroom, stripping Ed of the tattered bits of clothing that were left. He filled the tub with warm water and bathed the conscious Ed whose strength was coming back slowly. It took everything he had not to break the seal him and Al had made for their transformations to work. Roy washed his lover's hair before rinsing the boy off with the shower attachment and emptying the tub. Roy wrapped Ed in a towel and laid him on the bed and went to go check and make sure Al had been taken care of.

"I'm going to sleep in Al's room with him. My back can't take the couch, for the next four hours anyway. I'm going to get up at nine and make chocolate pancakes and maybe waffles for breakfast okay."

"Okay." Roy replied with a yawn and a smile.

"Good night." Winry said, heading back to Al's room.

"Actually good morning." Roy corrects her.

And with a giggle they both walked to their destinations.

Edward was sleeping quietly, nestled into the covers.

Roy laid down, pulling Edward in close, his heart warmed as the boy's arms wrapped around him gently. From the smile on Edward's face he could tell that his lover was not entirely asleep.

"You are a bad boy, Ed." He whispered.

Edward smiled more broadly and opened his eyes.

"Very bad." Edward kissed his lover passionately.

"I missed you Roy." Ed said pressing himself against Roy in a more pronounced way. Roy smirked and pushed himself off the bed, straddling Ed and leaning down to kiss his lover.

"I missed you too." Roy said recapturing Ed's lips with his. Ed pulled from the loving kiss and whispered in Roy's ear which Roy felt warm air hit his ear, making something over come him as he heard the words hi love spoke.

"I want you to make love to me." Ed said knowing he was arousing Roy with the warm air touching his ear. Roy wrapped his arm around the small boy, pulling him closer.

"Whatever you want my love." Roy said, kissing Ed's neck.
Ed easily teased when Roy nipped at his neck. Naked breaths with request of wanting to be taken took control of Ed's body.

"Royyy… don't tease me." Ed said before being pulled into a loving kiss.

Lips met lips and didn't part till both needed air. Roy rolled them both so that he was perched in between Ed's legs.

The dominant colonel began sucking more lovingly on Ed's neck, earning pleasured moans as the small boy began to undo his lover's shirt. The raven haired colonel ran his fingers up the young boy's chest to send the attention to his nipples. Lightly touching them and rolling them between his fingers, earning more moans and thrusts to his groin that made his body hard to control.

"R-Roy…you're still teasing…" Ed knew.

He could sense the self control leaving him. He didn't care though. He missed Roy and wanted Roy as much as he wanted him. Not too long and both were fully unclothed. Roy grabbed and removed a small tube, and squeezed a gel like substance into his hand, pushing the substance between his fingers he pressed himself against Edward. He slid one finger within Edward. The boy moaned at the wonderful but yet painful feeling, soon though, Edward was sent into a passionate cry for Roy. Not too long, Roy had three fingers within Edward-prompting and teasing the boy all he could.

"S…stop…bas…tard…"

Roy snickered at the breathless threat. Edward hated to be taunted.

"You're so impatient… I could stop right now."

His hand began to retreat and Edward clung to him.

"I wouldn't let you…" Those words were purred into Roy's shoulder. It was unexpected to hear such words slipping from the boy's mouth. But, during such a time, a person could be something or someone else entirely. Deciding it was time for him to give himself and Ed what they wanted so badly, he shifted around.

"Are you ready, Ed?"

"Hell yes I'm ready!"

Roy let a smile cross his face before he pushed his hips in one steady motion. Edward cried out in pain…his eyes starting to sting with the shed of hot tears. They slipped from the corners of his eyes and stained pale skin. Roy was quick to kiss the tears away and whispered soft, comforting words to the blonde. The pain soon turned into a heated pleasure as the night crept on their love for one another was expressed so beautifully as hips clashed and goals were met.

They laid in one another's arms, exhausted.

"I love you Ed."

"I love you too, Roy."

And with that they both drifted into a deep loving slumber.