A/N: One-shot for Moonlightpheonix-xX
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia
Asia and Europe characters belong to Moonlightpheonix-xX
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With Parents Like These, Who Needs Enemies?
It had all started a normal, or as normal as it could be, World Conference. As usual it was loud and annoying. Nations were doing things from arguing with each other, eating or sleeping Ect.
However the 'piece' was interrupted when the doors to the room slammed open. Two people walked into the room, instantly making the nations of Europe and Asia pale.
After all, it was Europe and Asia after all.
Europe, a woman who appeared to be in her late forties, was garbed in a long white wedding dress and a veil with roses to match it. Her blonde hair was pulled back in a bun while her light blue eyes glared at the man opposite her.
Said man was Asia, a tall man with long black hair which was tied back and brown eyes. He was dressed in brown duangua with black trousers.
Although they were glaring at each other, it was actually more shocking to know they were married to each other.
Sure they had disputes all the time and sometimes made up, but there was one argument that had yet to be settled in centuries.
"Russia is my son!" Both of them yelled, before turning to the tall intimidating country who looked as if he'd seen Belarus naked.
Yes, you see because Russia was half in Europe and half in Asia, it was hard to tell which part of the continent he actually belonged to. Thus he had to deal with them arguing about it. 24/7.
The other nations in the room sighed, already used to this. However they dared not speak up, less they face the wrath of the two.
Russia, deciding to be the one to face them, attempt to interrupt them. "If you would listen to me-"
"Not now Russia," Europe said, waving him away.
"Yes son, not now." Asia said but was answered with a glare from Europe.
"He's my son!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
Russia gave up, sitting down back in his seat. It would have been easier to use Asia's favourites, China and , and Europe's favourites, Prussia and England, against them. Sadly China and England were having an argument about Hong Kong, was trying to feel up Japan and Prussia was hanging with France and Spain.
"You're more worse than South and North America!"
"Takes one to no one!"
Poor Mother Russia…
A/N: Sorry if it's not good, I tried my best!
-Tailsdoll123