NOTE:

The story takes place in the setting of my other story, The Bishie Killer. Uryu Ishida is hot. This story is a present for my best friend, Chiaki.

Chiaki is not a fangirl of Shikamaru. And also, I am not making Chiaki have a sexual/romantic relationship with any Naruto Characters. Or any other characters. I do this in all my stories out of respect for the other fangirls. The character Asuka in here who is Chiaki's best friend is me. But I am not going to be in this story a lot.

I am not Kishimoto, therefore, I am not filthy rich and I don't own Naruto. I apologize, but there is one character crossover. This is because of where the setting is and the circumstances. I do not own Uryu Ishida or Bleach. I am obviously not Tite Kubo.

Chiaki Midorikawa, one of the investigators for FIND B, was inside Sweets. Sweets was bishie club, and at the moment Agent Kiku, the manager of Sweets, was telling all the fangirls in her club about a bishie raffle sponsored by Yumi's House of Bishie.

"This week, and this week only, Yumi Watanabe is giving all the regulars of Sweets a chance to be with a sexy bishie for a month! The bishies being paid excessive amounts of monet for this include: Koaru and Hikaru; Miroku; Shikamaru; Pein; and Itsumi. The raffle tickets are being sold at the bar by my cousin Rew, who has a contract with Los Buenos! 5 lucky fangirls will get the lusted-after opportunity to live with a bishie for a month!! Koaru and Hikaru are a package deal. You get both! " Exclaimed Agent Kiku, to the cheers and exited faces of the fangirls currently in her club. Asuka, Chiaki's best friend, was also there, sitting across from Chiaki and sipping a Sharingan Margarita.

"You signing up?" Asuka asked her friend, and fellow investigator.

"DUH! I mean, they have Koaru and Hikaru! And if I win them, my dreams will come true!" said Chiaki, as Agent Kiku announced that Uryu Ishida, was to perform for them shortly, amid the crazed cheers of the Ishida fangirls. ((perform. perform what u ask? wait and see... MUAHAHA!!))

"My god! Uryu's here!" squealed Asuka. "He's sooooo fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!" She finished, as she swooned.

"I know he is a hot bishie, but Asuka, I HAVE to sign up! I HAVE to buy a raffle ticket!! I MUST win Hikaru and Koaru!! We will live together, in their penthouse, and we will have strange and very crazy moments together..." said Chiaki as she imagined it all.

"Then go sign up, Chiaki!! Rew is over there, at the bar. It won't be long before everyone else rushes over there and gets the winning ticket! Go buy it!!" encouraged Asuka, as she checked Rew out, decided he wasn't that bad, and thought about hiring him...

"Go with me! you're not going to sign up for anyone?" asked Chiaki, puzzeled.

"Well, no. I mean, Shikamaru and Miroku and Itsumi aren't bad at all, but if Itachi, Sesshy-sama, and Ryuzaki-san were up for grabs, I would, but, eh, I don't feel like it. Besides, I do not find the Hitachiin twins hot at all. They're not even smokey." explained Asuka, distracted. "But I'll go over there, and see how much that Rew boy costs... He does have a contract with Los Buenos, no?"

"Yeah, Kiku just said that. You're seriously considering buying a non-bishie for once?"

"Why not? Bishies are expensive, and I'm bored."

"Yes, I get it!! God, Asuka. Rew is a decent looking one, you usually go for the extremely hawt bad smexy delicious bishies."

"Eh. I'm bored. Maybe I can pay him a thrity bucks or something for a make-out session."

"You go ask him his rates, while I buy a raffle ticket. Yah?" at this, they both got up and walked up to the bar. There were about 23 girls signing up and buying raffle tickets. Chiaki went up to Rew to ask what the price was.

"How much for 12 tickets?"

"Yumi foresaw this, and there is the limit of 1 ticket per fangirl."

"Shit. Fine. How much for 1?"

"3,000."

"Huh. That's cheaper than I thought." muttered Chiaki as she pulled out her deluxe black-purple FIND B investigator edition card that her boss controlled the money for, and paid. She then turned to Asuka, but saw she was slightly green, so she didn't say anything and they walked out of Rew's earshot. "What's up?"

"EEEW! Rew is the shit on the hoof of a jackass compared to our boss. He looks hot from a distance, but he doesn't come close to Ryuzaki-san."

"That's Los Buenos qualaty for you. Why do you think Yumi only contracts bishies?"

"But I heard she dropped Deidara, and Los Buenos picked him up!"

"Who told you?"

"It was in BISHONEN WEEKLY."

"... I didn't read that!"

"You never read the gossip section, that's why."

The friends were taken out of their converstation by the sound of sexy techno coming on. Asuka and Chiaki both turned simultainiously, their eyes wide, and they saw Uryu just standing there, being admired by the fangirls with shining eyes. Uryu Ishida was not the best bishie, but he where he lacked in looks, he made up for in awesomeness. He always had an entourage of 4 fangirls at a time, he always performed at clubs, whether or not Yumi forced him to. He always went to extra photoshoots, and made his fangirls happy. Currently, Uryu Ishida was dancing to tecno in a way that caused all the people in the room, including Rew, to swoon and melt. After 10 minutes of dancing, the song ended, and he removed his shirt and threw it into the crowd. "URYU!!"

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

"URYU! URYU! UURYU! URYU! URYU! URYU! URYU! URYU! URYU! URYU! URYU! URYU! URYU! URYU! URYU! URYU!!" The fangirls were cheering wildly and throwing various things at him. Agent Kiku, seeing the opportuniy, sent Rew into the mob with a cart of roses. Poor inferior Rew was overwhelmed by the speed in which the fangirls took flowers and threw money at him, only to fling them onstage, directly at the shirtless Ishida. Ishida's top bitches came onstage to pick up the roses, and give their leader a pimpin' dark purple fur coat and Ishida's grand cane of awesomeness. Ishida exited Sweets on a purple carpet rolled out by Kiku and several fangirls. A black limo waited, with two stern looking BB's on either side of Uryu's door.

END OF CHAPTER 1

Who does Chiaki win? ((the answer to this is obvious. why am I even asking?))

What happens next??

The true reason chapter 1 ended so suddenly is because I got tired of typing. And I wanted to have an obvious sort-of cliffhanger. Well, it sort of is a cliff-hanger.

If you would like to find out more background on Yumi's House of Bishie, and find out wtf a BB is, read Chapter 1 of The Bishie Killer. If you would like to find out more about FIND B Investigation Group, read Chapters 2 and 3 of The Bishie Killer. To discover more about the setting and the kind of people Chiaki and Asuka are, I suggest you read The Bishie Killer, or read Itachi's Problem for more info on Asuka. But if you don't care if you need more background information of not, then don't read them.

ThanX 4 Reading!!

Review at Will. Feedback and constructive criticism is appreciated, but not demanded. But don't pointlessly tell me you need more info on some things here. I wrote stories by me where you can read more background info.

I hope you liked it!

-Kijo Asuka ((Gaby))