"I'm not lost.." Michigan said to herself. "I'm just walking around a forest not knowing where I am. Makes perfect sense." She continued.
"Gah, I'm so stupid!" She mumbled.
Being bored, she had asked her big brother America if she could help them in the war. Of course, he said no. So what did she do? She secretly came along to prove to big brother America that she was just as powerful as he was. Now she was lost. Karma's funny eh? She kicked a rock, and sent it flying to a tree. "WHERE THE HELL AM I?" She yelled in frustration. That's when a tarp weighted down by rocks fell on her. "Lemmie go! Lemmie go! I will so hurt whoever did this." She cursed.
"Germany! Japan! Look, I got someone all by myself." She heard a voice say.
"Who is it?" Another asked.
"I dunno."
The tarp was lifted off her. Well wasn't her super awesome plan going backwards? She had planned to capture Germany, Italy, and Japan to be credited by America, but now she was being captured by them!
"I think that's Michigan." Japan said.
Not letting her guard down yet she yelled "Damn right I am! You messed with the wrong state."
She must of scared Italy because he yelped and said. "Ah! She's scary!"
But Germany seemed less fooled by her tough shell. "Well maybe she could be useful bait for America."
"Bait?" Michigan repeated. "I'm not some dumb buck!"
But her threats went unnoticed when five minutes later she ended up being tied up, on a beach, in front of a camp fire. "I hate you all." She mumbled. "America is gunna kill you guys. And if America doesn't come first than my other big brother France will." No one replied or seemed phased, again.