A/N: Read it all the way to the end before you freak and give up on it.

Artemis and Holly were sitting on the couch together watching New Moon. Artemis had rented it because he thought that it was a great movie and that Holly would enjoy it immensely. Artemis had seen this movie many times before because his mother really liked it, and they watched it together every other night. Artemis had to pull many strings to get it before it was released to the public. But he thought it was worth it if Holly liked it.

They were currently sitting on the couch. This couch was large and red and very cushiony. Artemis looked down at the small auburn haired fairy sitting next to him. She looked so pretty with her face relaxed as she watched Edward and Bella talk.

"They are the perfect couple", she said.

"Yeah, we are" replied Artemis without thinking. He blushed a deep red while Holly turned her eyes on him. Before Artemis could retract his statement or try to cover it up Holly was kissing him. Just as quickly as it started it was over.

"I'm sorry Artemis. I shouldn't have done that." , Said Holly. She was blushing now too. "We can't be together. We are from a different species. No one would understand."

At that moment a shocked Minerva came busting though the door. She had a pregnancy test in her hand and Artemis could see from his seat, the two small pink strips that meant he would be a teenaged parent. Then through the other door, rushed his butler, Butler.

"Artemis, Opal is wreaking havoc on Haven and you have to save the world again."

Artemis turned to the camera and said: "Oh, and I thought today was going to be hard."

…..

"Wow, I liked the books and all but they butchered it when making the movie," said Mallory. She turned to her friend in the next seat.

"Hm… I expected it to be worst."

A/N: haha that was fun.