Author's Notes: Yeah, it's your marvelous Nikii coming back with yet another fanfiction. (I sooo have a lot of work I need to to. *has unfinished fanfictions*) The history is I was watching GSN yesterday and Deal Or No Deal was on, my Making Fiends DVD was staring at me.. so I got this fiendish idea to put the characters on various game shows, hosted by me of course. Heheheh. Vendetta is so not gonna like this..
Chapter One: Squeal or No Squeal
*deal or no deal music plays*
Nikii: Welcome to Squeal or No Squeal! The fiendish game show where you can win marvelous fiends! Our first contestant is Charlotte from Clamburg! *gestures to the door where a young blue girl skips out happily* Welcome Charlotte.
Charlotte: Teehee! Hi everyone! Hi Nikii! I'm so glad that I can plaaaaay! Teehee!
Nikii: Uhh.. yeeeah.. anyways. Here are the rules. I will bring out our lovely models.. *coughs* and they will bring out 26 cases! You will choose one, which you will keep throughout the game unless you choose to sell it to our wonderful banker!
Charlotte: Ooh! Who is he?
Nikii: I can't tell you that.
Charlotte: Why not?
Nikii: I just can't!
Charlotte: I hope it's a pony! With pretty eyes, and a beautiful mane and..
Nikii: SHUT UP! Come on out models!
*26 fiends crawl out from the darkness carrying the cases*
Nikii: Okay, now choose your case.
Charlotte: Ooh! *talking about the cases* They're all so pretty! I think I will choose.. that one! *points to number one*
*fiend holding case 1 throws case at Charlotte*
Charlotte: Yaaaay!
Nikii: Now, you must choose six cases.
Charlotte: Two!
*fiend opens case 2, revealing a blue fiend worth 1¢*
Charlotte: Yaaaaay! I win!
*1¢ fades out on the board*
Nikii: No.. you don't. Five more cases to go.
Charlotte: Threeeee!
*fiend opens case 3, revealing a gray fiend worth $750,000*
Charlotte: Do I get that money!?
*750,000 fades out on the board*
Nikii: No. Actually, you're off to a bad start. *thinking: Idiot.* Four more cases.
Charlotte: F--
Nikii: Stop going in order!
Charlotte: Okaaay. Number twenty-seven!
*fiend opens case 27 revealing a violet fiend worth $100*
*$100 fades out on the board*
Charlotte: Five!
*fiend opens case 5 revealing Grudge worth $50,000*
*$50,000 fades out on the board*
*phone rings*
Nikii: *answers, whispering so Charlotte won't hear* What the heck, Vendetta? You're not supposed to call me until the next case! *talks loudly* Vendetta says, "Hamster! What are you doing in that stupid case!"
Grudge: *grunts "I don't know."*
Nikii: She says, "Get out!" *goes back to whispering*
Vendetta: *on phone* I am tired of watching that stupid girl pick stupid cases with stupid fiends! This show is CANCELED.
Nikii: Honestly, I don't want to do this either. Charlotte annoys me. *looks back at Charlotte who's chasing a butterfly*
Vendetta: Help me destroy her?
Nikii: I think not.
Vendetta: Ugh. *hangs up*
Nikii: Okay, this show – *pushes Charlotte off stage* – is canceled. Go home. I'm serious. Go home, or I'll make you.
*everyone leaves*
Nikii: That's better.