This is just a yaoi a friend and I pooped out. We were on picto-chat on our DS's and it got weird. We role-play a lot and it was…You know…..Yaoi!

DISCLAIMER

Okay, so I think we are all aware the neither I nor my friend own Naruto. If we did…well things would not be the same, let's just say it wouldn't be on Cartoon Network anymore. –Cough- ONWARD!

Warning this is a one-shot yaoi! This means boyXboy. Don't like it get the hell out! Flame and we will use them for our s'mores. Other than that, enjoy!

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"Itachi," spoke a soft voice, "is that you?" Deidara saw a faint shadow of his comrade. He squinted his eyes as he peered forward.

"Yes," came his short reply. Deidara sat up in his bed and started to toy with his own hair in confusion. There was a very long silence. It was weird, but there was no stopping the awkwardness.

"Deidara," Itachi said with cool smoothness, "I want you, right now." Deidara was flabbergasted.

"WH-what? I-I," He was quickly cut off by a pair of lips to crush his own. The awkward moment was quickly heated by this. Lust filled the air around the two men. Deidara was the first to give in and moaned into the kiss giving open access to the slightly older man. Itachi took advantage of this and thrust his tongue on happily.

Both gasped as they came up from the needed oxygen. Itachi saw this window as an advantage and straddled the blond.

"Itachi!" Deidara gasped as he felt a hand unbuttoning his pants.

"Shh, it will be okay. I promise, don't be afraid," Deidara struggled under trying to squirm his way out. "Watsa' matter? Do you not want this?"

"I, maybe, yes," He was unaware that now both of them were naked. 'When did this happen?'

Itachi put two fingers to Deidara's mouth. "Suck." Deidara obeyed and did as he was told to do. Itachi took his fingers and thrust them into the blond's tight opening.

"Shit, that hurt!" Deidara screamed. Beads of sweat were already forming on his forehead. His breathing slightly hitched.

"I'm sorry, but considering this is your first time, it's going to hurt," He tried to make his voice as soothing as possible but there was no avail to that.

"Holy fuck, no way!" Itachi tried to sustain a chuckle, but failed. This earned and scowl from Deidara. "This is not fucking funny, you not the one who is about to get a dick shoved up their ass!"

"Well, one of us has to be on top. And anyways, yours wouldn't fit. It reminds me of a thumbtack," another scowl, "I mean, a CUTE thumbtack."

"Shut up and just do it," Deidara scrunched up his face and attempted to mentally prepare himself for the upcoming pain.

"1…2…3!"

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" The pain suddenly kicked in just as the door swung open. Someone peeped their head through.

"Deidara I heard you scream and- OH MY GOD!" Tobi slammed the door and yelled, "Deidara getting' raped in there, don't go in. It's scary!" Deidara and Itachi both looked at each other wide-eyed.

"Well, that ruined it for me, what about you?" Deidara nodded in agreement as Itachi slid out of him, "Maybe next time."

"Yeah, and next time: lock the door."

Aka: So, how was it?

Sasori: I didn't like it at all…I want Deidara back

Aka: Too bad, maybe next time.

Deidara: I just lost my virginity and we didn't even finish?

Kimi: Basically, yes.

Itachi: That kind of sucks…

Comment please!

Aka