"hey Zack wanna fuk?" Alex assked walkin in2 da livin room of Ronnie Radkie's house (AN: does Ronni Radkie even has house?)
"wut" Zack wuz confoosed
"oh shit not u, i meant Jack shit"
"suuure u did" Jak had wlkd in & wuz ppisdd off Alex "I rlly did" Alex wuz cri
"i don believe u almost as mucc as i don believe Dahvie didnt wrape dat gurl" Jak sayd "u tak dat bak" "srry bb" So den dey started fukkin
Zack left dat point bc thrd wheel
Lisa Ruicsdsdgsf (aka Alex's gf) wlkd in "ALEX WTF"
Alex lookd up frm fukkin Jak "srry not srry, im not ur bitch, bitch"
"WAT?" "bye bitch" Jak sayd wavin hiz arm towrds da doar
"I alwys new u were gay" Lisa wuz all pisd an shit. jus as she wuz bout 2 leve Ronni wlkd in
"HOW DID ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERZ GIT IN MI HOUSE" he scremed
"u left the bak doar open" Alecks explaind frm under Jak
"I chimed in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damned door.." Brendon Urine sanged as he struttd hiz arse in2 da livin room drinkin a carton of milk
"SHUT UP" no1 lykd Brendon (exept ryan butt hes not in da story so deal) so Brendon climbed out da window lyk spydermen
Ronni Radku knockd Lisa out w/ hiz mic stand
"sooo uh guyz, can i umm join?" Ronni asskd da two guyz fukkin on hiz couch
"yea sure"
So den 3sum