Revenge of the STD
Palpatine's crotch was infested with Mandalorian Scabies. "This shit itches like there is no tomorrow, I must use force lightning on my dick!" He electrocuted his cock and balls, frying all the little vermin like chips. "I made fun of the STD sluts I shagged and now I am one. Ironic!" Palpatine immediately departed via shitty shuttle to the nearest brothel.
Anakin was pounding Padmes ass using Force Fuck, a special jedi power granted to the knights. "This time, we WILL make a baby." Padme Moaned and shat all over Ani, covering him in dookie butter. "Whoops! Well if the baby is black we'll know why!" Obi Wan was creeping in the window, watching the whole affair while wacking off with his Fleshlight in a bush. "The negotiations…were…shoooorrrt!" he screamed while he creampied the inanimate object.
Cunt Dicku departed for Kamino to discover why so many clone troopers where being born without asses. "I thought I told you to breed perfect, Aryans not brown Australian assless twerps!" "There was a small error when we calculated the genes. You see, Frank over there spilled his coffee into the tubes." Duku planted C-4 on B and blew the watery cesspit to oblivion.
"This war is coming to a close" Said Palpatine. Duku agreed. "We must strike the finishing blowjob to the enemy. The jedi must end. Execute Order 69!" Duku hopped on his old person scooter but it tipped over. Frantically, he clicked his Life Alert necklace. "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!" "Emergancy response, we have dispatched the gang to scoop your gay ass." Palpatine force pushed him into the dumpster and compacted him and the trash crew took him away.
Jango Fett was flying Slave 1 carrying a cargo container full of condoms. "I'll fetch a good price for these" He thought. Zooming through the asteroid field, Obi Wan appeared in his illuminati shaped ship. "Pfftteewww! Pffteeeww!" He launched 2 missiles up Jangos ass hole and jerked off to the victory, spraying semen all over the console. He looked straight into the camera.
*Que twilight zone music