Disclaimer: Not mine,
and never will be. *sniff*
Sadly, they're DC's.

Hot Water
by Arlene

(Tim)
Bruce's turn to cook.
Why did Alfred have to leave?
Crap! Not the tuna!

(Dick)
Hey! Wassup l'il bro?
He's what?! Oh no! Robin! Quick!
To the Batmobile!

(Bruce)
Criminals fear me.
I am vengeance. I'm the Bat.
So why can't I cook?

Richard! Timothy!
It's dinner time! Hey, guys! Guys?
Geez, it's not that bad!

(Tim)
Think Bruce'll be ticked?
I mean, we left pretty fast.
Ya think he'll be mad?

(Dick)
Nah, don't sweat it, kid.
We're just out for a ride. So...
What kinda pizza?

And, how's the kitchen?
Like, was it on fire or not?
Great, now I'm worried.

(Tim)
He was reaching for
the tuna, so no fire yet.
But we oughta check.

I'm worried too, Dick.
What if Alfred comes back soon?
Bruce is so dead meat.

(Dick)
Sigh. Cancel the pie.
I think we'd better head back.
He's gonna get it.

(Alfred)
Good evening, young sirs.
I trust all went--Good heavens!
Bruce! Explain this now!

(Bruce)
Um, well, you see, uh...
I was hungry and I tried
to make something and...

(Alfred)
Spit it out, young man!
I just left for ten minutes!
Explain this instant!

(Bruce)
Tim and Dick were here,
But apparently they left,
So, uh, I thought I'd...

(Dick)
Wow! What happened? Bruce,
You got some 'splainen to do!
Just tuna, huh, Tim?

(Tim)
Dude! What's that blue stuff?
And why's it on the ceiling?
Ew! Gross! It's dripping!

(Bruce)
Where did you boys go?
You left without saying a word!
Why didn't you tell me--

(Alfred)
Don't change the subject!
What happened to my kitchen?
I'm out of patience.

(Dick) I didn't do it.
(Tim) Me neither. What's that green stuff?
(Bruce) Look! The Batsignal!

(Alfred)
Master Bruce stays here.
Young sirs, you may start off first.
He'll catch up later.

(Dick)
I pity the mook
that comes across you later.
Bye, Kemosabe!

(Tim)
I'm sorry, Alfred.
Had I known what he'd do,
I would've hung back.

(Alfred)
Bruce, get the bucket.
You didn't know, Master Tim.
Now off with you, lad.

Don't forget the mop,
and the soap and the shovels.
'Twill be a long night.

End