Disclaimer: I do not own Puppy #1 (Sirius) Puppy #2 (Remus), or Sevy , or
Peter, or James. *sob* I want a big black puppy like Sirius!!!!
Morgan: 'Ello, readers.
Remus: Hello, and welcome to this story, made by Morgan herself!
Morgan: Thank you. (Remus nods) okay people! I got this idea for this story while listening to Lindsay Lohans, 'That girl was a teenage drama queen'. Don't ask me how. Maybe it's cuz I'm bored and have a cold... *coughs on Remus* Oh...uh...sorry bout that...
Remus: Um...no...problem...*wipes his shirt clean*
Morgan: Before I continue with this story I have an important announcement to make!
Remus: Really? Well then let's hear it!
Morgan: Okay...drum roll please!!! (silence) and maybe not... Anyway... while looking in the dictionary today, I noticed that 'Moony' was a real word!
Remus: Uh...Morgan, you didn't know that...?
Morgan: Shut up, I'm very proud of myself for learning a new word... Also, I find it very strange at what Moony means... Not only does it mean 'Moonlit grounds' but it also means 'absent minded'... Hey Remus, I thought you were the smart one of your friends?
Remus: *comes out with kettle* Would you like some tea Morgan?
Morgan: *sigh* Guess not...
Remus: Its strawberry!
Morgan: *gasp* Strawberry tea? Hot damn! See ya'll, hope you like the story! Reviews appreciated!
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Remus Lupin coughed slightly. It was the middle of Charms class, and he was growing tired of the lesson. They had been studying the Charm of explosion, 'Kimnoulous', for three days now. Remus had already mastered the Charm the first day, and was now far bored with it.
Remus looked at his three friends. James Potter, sitting one chair behind him, was staring at Lilly Evans, and obviously was not listening to one word Professor Flitwick was saying. Two chairs to his right, Peter Pettigrew was wiping black ash off of his round face. He had apparently said the Charm correctly, but had done the one thing that Remus had warned him not to do: Keep the object you are destroying at LEAST one foot away your face. And what had the dummy done? Stuck it right in front of his face.
BOOM!! The whole room shook. Remus and the rest of the class looked up in horror...and then started laughing. Three seats in front of Remus, was Sirius Black. Sitting next to Sirius was a bright orange Severus Snape.
"Whoa-ho!", laughed Sirius, "Looks like I shouldn't have put orange dye in your explosive, Snivellus!"
Severus sat in his seat for a moment, apparently still in shock. Snapping back to his senses, he looked around at the class laughing at him, at his orange hands, and glared at Sirius. He stood up quickly, gathered his wand and other belongings, and stomped over to the door.
"I'm going to leave a little early Professor..." he muttered, then stormed out of the door.
"Yes, Yes... go right ahead, Mr. Snape." Said Flitwick, in his squeaky voice, shaking his head in sympathy. "All right class, back to work."
Still smiling, Sirius walked over to Remus, and plopped down in the chair next to him. He shot Remus one of his charming smiles, but was greeted back with a steely glare.
"What?" whined Sirius, his smile turning into a pout.
"You're really horrible, you do know that right?" said Remus, turning his gaze to look at the other students.
"Of course I do!" said Sirius, bringing his friend into a big bear hug. "And that's why you stay my friend, through thick and thin!"
"Let go of me." Snapped Remus, pushing Sirius away from him. "I don't know why you have to be so mean to him. He's only mean to you because you're so mean to him!"
Sirius sighed.
"Moony, we've been through this." He said, "You, me, Wormtail and Prongs. It's..."
" 'All because he exists,'" Remus said, mocking his friends. "It's still not right."
"But Moony..." whined Sirius, giving his friend his best puppy dog eyes ever. "Mooonnnyyy..."
"Oh fine!" said Remus, losing the battle. "You win! I'll forget about it!"
"Good!" said Sirius with a satisfied smile. He lowered his voice and got a little closer to Remus. "So tonight's the full moon... how are you feeling, mate?"
"Oh, I'm feeling better than usual. But my head does hurt a little bit, and so does my stomach." Remus muttered back.
"Well, you know that we can't come tonight, right?" said Sirius, lowering his voice even more. "Me, Prongs, and Wormtail?"
"What? Why?" Remus yelped, a little to loudly. Sirius used his hand to cover his friend's mouth.
While this happened, they class began to walk out the door, and out into the hallways. Remus and Sirius stopped at a corner, waiting for James and Peter to join them.
"Hey, mates." Said James, coming level with them.
"Hey guys." Said Peter breathlessly, still brushing black off of his face, while at the same time trying to put a piece of parchment in his bag.
"Hi." Said Remus shortly. He turned to all of his friends. "So why can't you guys come tonight?"
The three looked at each other, then back at their friend.
"Moony, I thought we told you already?" said James, now lowering his voice too.
"No." said Remus, becoming more impatient. "/why?/"
"Well, because we got detention for tonight." Whispered Sirius.
"We were late for Transfiguration, so Her-high-and-mighty gave us detention." Said Peter. "We had no choice."
"I...but..." muttered Remus looking anywhere but his friends. "It's not the same...I might start biting myself again..."
"Ah, Moony, don't worry! It's just one night! You'll be just fine without us!" said James, putting an arm around Remus's shoulders.
"Just one night?" snapped Remus, pulling himself away from James. "Listen, it's more than just one night! It's the most painful one of the month...the most PAINFUL..."
"Okay, okay..." said Sirius, patting Remus on the shoulder. "Were sorry...but we can't help it... we'll come and get you in the morning though, we promise."
"Well, okay." Said Remus, sighing.
"Don't worry, mate." Said Peter, "We all know you're the strongest werewolf around!"
"Shh!" said Remus, looking around "But thanks, Wormtail"
Peter glowed with pride, and smiled back at his friend.
"Well, guess that does it!" said Sirius, clapping his hands together, and making his friends jump, "I say that it's about time to go get some lunch! All that torturing Snivelly makes me hungry!"
The friends laughed as they headed toward the Great Hall, but Remus shook his head.
"Padfoot, you're very...what's the word? Strange. Yes that's it, STRANGE." Said Remus, now laughing slightly himself.
"Why thanksy Moony!" said Sirius, hugging his friends once more.
Little did the Marauders know that someone had been listening to them. Someone who had silently been shedding a few tears of humiliation. And now that person was sneering in delight, peeking his now orange face around the corner.
"Yes, Lupin." Snickered Severus Snape, "How very strange indeed..."
Severus took off to his dormitory, a wide smile spreading across his face. Why, he was so happy, he didn't even curse the little first years who were staring at him in horror. In fact, he was in so much glee, he jumped into the air, and screamed at the top of his voice these words:
"I've got you now! I've got you all! I'll teach you for treating me this way! HAHAHA!!"
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Morgan: Sevy's gone crazy...
Remus: Oh I highly doubt that. I believe he's just very happy.
Morgan: Yeah, very happy cuz' he's gunna get your ass kicked out of school.
Remus: X_X
Morgan: Uh-huh, thought so... so anyway, I hope ya'll liked the story!Next chapter ought to be up tomorrow, so look for it! Next I will show how big of a prick Sevy can be!
Remus: And yet he is one of your favorite characters...
Morgan: Oh well... Review!!! REVIEW!!!!! ( ( ( (
Morgan: 'Ello, readers.
Remus: Hello, and welcome to this story, made by Morgan herself!
Morgan: Thank you. (Remus nods) okay people! I got this idea for this story while listening to Lindsay Lohans, 'That girl was a teenage drama queen'. Don't ask me how. Maybe it's cuz I'm bored and have a cold... *coughs on Remus* Oh...uh...sorry bout that...
Remus: Um...no...problem...*wipes his shirt clean*
Morgan: Before I continue with this story I have an important announcement to make!
Remus: Really? Well then let's hear it!
Morgan: Okay...drum roll please!!! (silence) and maybe not... Anyway... while looking in the dictionary today, I noticed that 'Moony' was a real word!
Remus: Uh...Morgan, you didn't know that...?
Morgan: Shut up, I'm very proud of myself for learning a new word... Also, I find it very strange at what Moony means... Not only does it mean 'Moonlit grounds' but it also means 'absent minded'... Hey Remus, I thought you were the smart one of your friends?
Remus: *comes out with kettle* Would you like some tea Morgan?
Morgan: *sigh* Guess not...
Remus: Its strawberry!
Morgan: *gasp* Strawberry tea? Hot damn! See ya'll, hope you like the story! Reviews appreciated!
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Remus Lupin coughed slightly. It was the middle of Charms class, and he was growing tired of the lesson. They had been studying the Charm of explosion, 'Kimnoulous', for three days now. Remus had already mastered the Charm the first day, and was now far bored with it.
Remus looked at his three friends. James Potter, sitting one chair behind him, was staring at Lilly Evans, and obviously was not listening to one word Professor Flitwick was saying. Two chairs to his right, Peter Pettigrew was wiping black ash off of his round face. He had apparently said the Charm correctly, but had done the one thing that Remus had warned him not to do: Keep the object you are destroying at LEAST one foot away your face. And what had the dummy done? Stuck it right in front of his face.
BOOM!! The whole room shook. Remus and the rest of the class looked up in horror...and then started laughing. Three seats in front of Remus, was Sirius Black. Sitting next to Sirius was a bright orange Severus Snape.
"Whoa-ho!", laughed Sirius, "Looks like I shouldn't have put orange dye in your explosive, Snivellus!"
Severus sat in his seat for a moment, apparently still in shock. Snapping back to his senses, he looked around at the class laughing at him, at his orange hands, and glared at Sirius. He stood up quickly, gathered his wand and other belongings, and stomped over to the door.
"I'm going to leave a little early Professor..." he muttered, then stormed out of the door.
"Yes, Yes... go right ahead, Mr. Snape." Said Flitwick, in his squeaky voice, shaking his head in sympathy. "All right class, back to work."
Still smiling, Sirius walked over to Remus, and plopped down in the chair next to him. He shot Remus one of his charming smiles, but was greeted back with a steely glare.
"What?" whined Sirius, his smile turning into a pout.
"You're really horrible, you do know that right?" said Remus, turning his gaze to look at the other students.
"Of course I do!" said Sirius, bringing his friend into a big bear hug. "And that's why you stay my friend, through thick and thin!"
"Let go of me." Snapped Remus, pushing Sirius away from him. "I don't know why you have to be so mean to him. He's only mean to you because you're so mean to him!"
Sirius sighed.
"Moony, we've been through this." He said, "You, me, Wormtail and Prongs. It's..."
" 'All because he exists,'" Remus said, mocking his friends. "It's still not right."
"But Moony..." whined Sirius, giving his friend his best puppy dog eyes ever. "Mooonnnyyy..."
"Oh fine!" said Remus, losing the battle. "You win! I'll forget about it!"
"Good!" said Sirius with a satisfied smile. He lowered his voice and got a little closer to Remus. "So tonight's the full moon... how are you feeling, mate?"
"Oh, I'm feeling better than usual. But my head does hurt a little bit, and so does my stomach." Remus muttered back.
"Well, you know that we can't come tonight, right?" said Sirius, lowering his voice even more. "Me, Prongs, and Wormtail?"
"What? Why?" Remus yelped, a little to loudly. Sirius used his hand to cover his friend's mouth.
While this happened, they class began to walk out the door, and out into the hallways. Remus and Sirius stopped at a corner, waiting for James and Peter to join them.
"Hey, mates." Said James, coming level with them.
"Hey guys." Said Peter breathlessly, still brushing black off of his face, while at the same time trying to put a piece of parchment in his bag.
"Hi." Said Remus shortly. He turned to all of his friends. "So why can't you guys come tonight?"
The three looked at each other, then back at their friend.
"Moony, I thought we told you already?" said James, now lowering his voice too.
"No." said Remus, becoming more impatient. "/why?/"
"Well, because we got detention for tonight." Whispered Sirius.
"We were late for Transfiguration, so Her-high-and-mighty gave us detention." Said Peter. "We had no choice."
"I...but..." muttered Remus looking anywhere but his friends. "It's not the same...I might start biting myself again..."
"Ah, Moony, don't worry! It's just one night! You'll be just fine without us!" said James, putting an arm around Remus's shoulders.
"Just one night?" snapped Remus, pulling himself away from James. "Listen, it's more than just one night! It's the most painful one of the month...the most PAINFUL..."
"Okay, okay..." said Sirius, patting Remus on the shoulder. "Were sorry...but we can't help it... we'll come and get you in the morning though, we promise."
"Well, okay." Said Remus, sighing.
"Don't worry, mate." Said Peter, "We all know you're the strongest werewolf around!"
"Shh!" said Remus, looking around "But thanks, Wormtail"
Peter glowed with pride, and smiled back at his friend.
"Well, guess that does it!" said Sirius, clapping his hands together, and making his friends jump, "I say that it's about time to go get some lunch! All that torturing Snivelly makes me hungry!"
The friends laughed as they headed toward the Great Hall, but Remus shook his head.
"Padfoot, you're very...what's the word? Strange. Yes that's it, STRANGE." Said Remus, now laughing slightly himself.
"Why thanksy Moony!" said Sirius, hugging his friends once more.
Little did the Marauders know that someone had been listening to them. Someone who had silently been shedding a few tears of humiliation. And now that person was sneering in delight, peeking his now orange face around the corner.
"Yes, Lupin." Snickered Severus Snape, "How very strange indeed..."
Severus took off to his dormitory, a wide smile spreading across his face. Why, he was so happy, he didn't even curse the little first years who were staring at him in horror. In fact, he was in so much glee, he jumped into the air, and screamed at the top of his voice these words:
"I've got you now! I've got you all! I'll teach you for treating me this way! HAHAHA!!"
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Morgan: Sevy's gone crazy...
Remus: Oh I highly doubt that. I believe he's just very happy.
Morgan: Yeah, very happy cuz' he's gunna get your ass kicked out of school.
Remus: X_X
Morgan: Uh-huh, thought so... so anyway, I hope ya'll liked the story!Next chapter ought to be up tomorrow, so look for it! Next I will show how big of a prick Sevy can be!
Remus: And yet he is one of your favorite characters...
Morgan: Oh well... Review!!! REVIEW!!!!! ( ( ( (