Blondes Do It Better
Chapter 1: Prologue
Hey everyone. Yes, I am starting yet another story without working on my others, (only because I couldn't shake this idea.) It's about Kenny mostly. Whewt whewt. Cheers to one of the hottest SP characters!
Btw, I gave Craig the last name Smith just because I'm unaware of him having a set last name.. so I just thought up something quick. :P
This is just a prologue. Next chapter thing are gonna get started and get good. :D (hopefullyyy)
Please R&R! Reviews are much appreciated. :)
Disclaimer: Don't own South Park, or anything related to that. But I own this idea.
He looked so content when he slept. With his blonde hair delicately falling over his face, you could have mistaken him for an angel. There were no wrinkles developed in his skin, it was as if he never aged. You could have mistaken him for a kind, selfless soul.
The morning's sun shone through the window blinds, a ray of light falling right upon his face. The sun irritated his eyes, as it pulled him right from his sleep. As he awoke, he couldn't help but notice a full head of hair right before his eyes. It was only as he was fully awake that he must've realized there was a girl in front of him.
This wasn't really a shock to him, though. He woke with a girl in front of him often.
It took him a while to actually remember who it was, though. It was pathetic, but he often slept with girls, and couldn't even remember who it was days later.
But they would never forget his name. He was considered one of the biggest whores of their school, everyone knew him, and everyone knew that if you wanted a good time, you went to him. He was a sex god.
"Mmm… Kenny." The girl must have begun to stir as well, as she turned over to face him, her face very pleased. "Last night was good, wasn't it?" Kenny paused. He remembered now.
"Millie," he smiled back. The only reason he remembered her, was the fact they'd gone to grade school together. "It was good." He replied honestly, though that was all he could think of to say. It wasn't as though it was anything special to him, or had meant anything.
She captured his lips in her own, and he let her.
Kenny McCormick could get any girl. Many of them practically threw themselves at his feet, so it was rare when he was the one chasing after anyone. When he was, it was actually a pretty big deal, the girl feeling "honoured," and running right to him. But of course, when they would come to him for a good time, he would gladly welcome them into his arms, hence why many people referred to him as "the horny bastard." It didn't really matter who it was, Kenny was always up for sex.
He'd never really had a real girlfriend. Sometimes he was envious of Stan and Wendy, because they had real love. Kenny didn't really know what love was, except that it made Stan crazy with happiness. It wasn't like he'd received a lot of it from his family, and the closest he had to it with a women was a two-week relationship he'd had with Lizzie in the eighth grade. She ended up dumping him, saying she'd seen the looks he'd been giving Red. He didn't deny it either. He had liked Lizzie at the time, but she got too annoying, and too needy. Kenny needed his freedom, and he'd look at Red's ass whenever he damn felt like it.
When his sexual feelings weren't in the way though, Kenny was a pretty good friend. He'd been close with Stanley Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman since as long as he could remember. Kenny had always felt as though Eric was a closer friend to him than Kyle or Stan, simply because Style, which is what he liked to call them, only cared for each other. They were so close that they were almost gay for each other.
Eric wasn't your typical good friend, in fact, him and Kenny had almost nothing in common, except that both of them were assholes. Kenny would admit it, he wasn't living a do-gooder's life. But he was living in the now, and doing all he could before he died - for good.
But somehow, the two of them ended up friends. They weren't as close now as they had been in the past, but they would still talk from time to time.
As they'd grown up though, Kenny had become closer with Craig. If anything, Craig was like a best friend to him. Neither of them really cared for anything, and just lived how they wanted. When you heard the PA system coming on, you could have guessed they were making an all call for Kenny McCormick and Craig Smith because they'd caused some kind of trouble before the principal even said it.
Kenny had a lot of enemies. A lot of guys hated him, only because he stole all the women. Of course, a lot of men had respect for him, and thought he was one of the funniest guys there was. When a guy was threatening to punch his face in, Kenny had a whole group of guys willing to defend him. Of course, Kenny would fight whoever wanted a piece of him, but he wasn't considered one of the best fighters. He was so skinny and frail, for he was under-nourished.
"Alright well, I gotta get home soon, or my father might be suspecting something." Millie gave a wink to Kenny, before pulling the sheets off of her to reveal her naked body.
'I'm sure he suspects something already.' Kenny rolled his eyes. He didn't know how any father could not recognize his daughter was a slut when she dressed like a whore.
As Millie fumbled around to dress herself, Kenny simply remained in bed, smoking a cigarette. Kenny had been to the hospital a few times, the doctor explaining it was very dangerous for him to smoke, considering he was under-nourished. Of course, it didn't really matter to Kenny, as it wasn't like he hadn't died before, no big deal.
As Millie announced she was leaving, Kenny saw her out of the house, before returning to his cigarette.
He'd lounge around a little longer, before getting ready to go out to some club with Craig. He was positive him and some chick would begin to get all flirty with each other, a boyfriend would step in, and yet Kenny would still be the one getting laid at the end of the day. He knew because it happened every time.
Sex, Cigarettes, Threats, and more Sex. This was how a day usually went for Kenny.
I don't think anyone would have seen the day where Kenny actually fell in love.
I hope you enjoyed. :) Please review!