Disclaimer: I don't own Dead Poets Society, In fact all I own at the moment is half a pack of lemon gum.(I'm serious they make lemon gum now, what will they think of next)?
A.N. I wrote this today on the back of a napkin because all real business is done on napkins.-Cloudy
The Ten Rules to Offically being a Dead Poets Society Fan.
1.You must always cry when you get to the scene where Charlie tells Todd Neil's dead. No exceptions.
2. You must at one time or another stand on a desk and say, "O' Captain, My Captain".
3. You must choose one boy in the Society to "squee" over. If your a guy... well squee anyways.
4. At no time are you ever to refur to Cameron as "cute", "hot", or call him Ricky. This is just plain creepy.
4. The saxophone is the best instrument ever, don't argue about this.
5. Quoting is to be at every oppertunity, if their isn't an oppertunity make one!
6. Neil's dad sucks. We hate him. End of story.
7. You must always wish your English teacher is as cool as Mr. Keating (come on he was a thigh man!).
8. Read the book. Yes it's not all that good, but it's still Dead Poets Society.
9. Do things from the movie. Make an illegal radio, dance a weird dance, throw a desk set off a building, doesn't matter what as long as it's something (don't kill yourself though, the world needs all the DPS fans it has, and probably more).
10. Suck the Marrow out of Life, Seize the Day, and please don't Choke on the Bone.
Bonus rule #11. review!
