Uryu and Ichigo are Nekos in a heat?! Or are they?

Uryu and Ichigo were currently hiding in a abandoned Seriti building. Why? Because they where being hunt down by they entire Soul Society. Well all the soul reapers at least. Again why? Because they are nekos in a heat.

"Okay then how will we get out of this jam?" Uryu has to whisper so no one finds them.

"Hmmmm... I really don't know" Ichigo was confused out of the 7 rings of hell and back.

They heard voices and quieted down to listen.

"Any luck?" it sounded like Renji.

"No where in sight" Ikkaku.

"Nothing so far" Yumichika.

"Why is it so hard to track down 2 nekos in a heat? God damn it" Renji was ranting.

"Maybe its because we can't be everywhere at one time?" Ikkaku was being a smart-ass.

"Or maybe... its because Uryu is so small he can slip through small spaces and find a way for Ichigo to get through. I mean Uryu is really skinny and a little short." Yumichika, realistic.

"Lets just try to find 'em"

"Alright"

Ichigo and Uryu heard footsteps running away from their direction. They thought they where safe until they heard Rukia's voice: "Found you!"

Ichigo and Uryu were captured and brought into a room with all the captains in it. But something was off... Urahara was there!

"Let us go and I will explain what the hell is going on" Uryu is a smart boy, he could get us out of this jam.

"Okay... let them out but keep a close eye on them" Yammamota ordered.

"Well... Ichigo and I are nekos but... A heat only female cats can go through which means we are incredibly good at pretending to be cats in heats. Me and Ichigo thought you needed more knowledge of a cat and nekos, so Ichigo, Urahara, and I created this plan to get you guys more curious. And yes I know that squad 11 doesn't research things but we thought the other squads needed to know. Don't look at us that way! Nekos are still human," Uryu explained everything that they had done.

Ichigo's cat ears twitched and his tail swished side to side irritably. Damn you Uryu. "Well we had our fun, but all good things must end, so we best be off" Uryu tried to escape, but the guards stopped him.

"How do we know that heats are only for females and you aren't lying?" Yammamota! Stop interrupting the escape!

"How about that fact that we have yet to try to jump anyone?" Ichigo stating the obvious.

Everyone stared at them. Then Rukia said: "that is very true"

They let Uryu and Ichigo go free and those two went off for more adventures.

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A/N: Hey I am here I will be doing this story for awhile and updating whenever I can! Please review by Pming me as my email is very stupid! Flames will be used to cook my steak!

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