Chapter 1: Spells
AN: HEYO GUYS! XD ZE AWESOME WAZZ IS BACK WITH A GOOD STORY IN MIND, not to mention that it wouldprobablyfailtooidon'tknow ANYWAYS I suddenly one day thought how it would've been like if mascots SWITCHED GENDERS :3 it sounds like a pretty nice story and I might draw it out I don't know, maybe, but let's just stop the talking and get to the story! :D
I only own myself, the story, the freaking plot, nothing else, thank you for understanding. If I owned Club Penguin there would've been like a party a week.
Gary came back to his cosy igloo and slumped down on his favorite armchair, it had been a long day at the Medieval party and retrieving his relative's , Garianna, book of spells thanks to Rockhopper's help. Gary stared at his stack of "Gary Potter" series which was adapted by Aunt Arctic because why not? Also another stack of the "Gary Potter" movies, which was directed and filmed by Cadence, he didn't pay for the budget, but ah, Gary thought he could invent the Budgetpayer 3000 so he wouldn't need to waste his coins. Gary carefully flipped through the Book of Spells, there was a spell of turning yourself into a toenail, nope he didn't need that, turning into a faerie? An interesting discovery, but he would use it later. A magnificent dragon? He'd seen penguins as dragons so nope, and then he saw one majestic and peculiar new spell, a gender changing spell. The way it works waas different, he had to chant some olde English and think who he wants to change their gender, wave his wand a few times, BAM! Easy as pie, Gary hurried to get his lab coat and wand.
"This is the best discovery ever! Penguins shall admire the new beauties of themselves hmmm... who should I switch their genders?" Gary thought carefully.
"Ah! I'll just turn myself into a girl then!" Gary sighed and started to chant.
Of course, Gary wasn't talking nonsense! He was just... drunk by rum maybe... we'll never know what he did with Rockhopper before the night Rockhopper left, but then again, Gary had his brains to think through situations.
"Would you mind stop talking nonsense about me last night Wazzella?" Gary stared up at the sky seeing the god of the story writing down madly while breaking the Fourth Wall.
The god of the story grunted as she continued to sit on a cloud and scribbled on her notebook.
"Thank you," Gary nodded as he flipped through his book and begin chanting his olde English, something like ya-badoom gee-za-mee-lo thee thy foe fum whatever, let's shut up about the unnecessary part. Suddenly, the book begin to glow with lilac, green, and blue light.
"YES! It is now nearly successful!" Gary grinned as he thought about the glory he'll get from the penguins over this magical spell, ah right, it is indeed "magical" but wait a minute, isn't Gary supposed to be only thinking about only himself? Oh sh-
BLAM!
The next day...
"WHAT HAVE I DONE?!" a dark blue girl penguin with Gary's glasses and lab coat screamed in Gary's igloo.
Oh well... it had not been expected from the scientist.
The penguin, who was, temporarily named, Garilla, yeah the name sounds pretty dang corny but that's ary's choice of names in his family bloodline anyway, but let's get back to the story.
"WHO KNOWS WHO I'VE TURNED GIRLS OR BOYS INTO?!" she screamed as she flipped through the magic spell book, she looks exactly like Garianna... in a lab coat... without a hat... yup that's Gary as a girl.
A few minutes later, Garilla heard banging on her igloo's door.
"GARY! WE ALL KNOW IT WAS YOU! THE EPF IS NOW NUTS AND CRAZY!" a feminine sound came out.
"AND FIX IT UP DANGIT! I WANT THIS TO END!" another voice came.
"WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO IN OUR NEXT GIG?! FAGIRLS ARE GOING TO BOO OR WHAT?! I DON'T WANT TO BE A GIRL WAAAHHH!"
"Huh? I'ma girl? But where's ducky?"
"FORGET ABOUT THE DANG DUCKY, THE EPF AND THE PENGUIN BAND ALREADY KNEW IT WAS YOU GARY, OPEN THE DANG DOOR!"
"UGH! I'LL JUST-"
and the door went crashed, ah poor door...
"WHERE ARE YOU GARY?!" a red girl penguin with brown hair and in a tank top along with shorts charged in the igloo.(This is Stompin' Bob as a girl lol :3)
"FIND A FREAKING CURE DANGIT, NOBODY WOULD'VE POSSESSED THIS SPELL EXCEPT FOR YOU GARY!" another red girl penguin with shades and jet pack along with short black hair stormed in.(This is Jet as a girl TADAAAAA)
"AND WHY AM I A FREAKING GUY?!" a purple guy penguin came in along with a matching purple jacket with a yellow hat stuck on his head. (Dot as a guy BWAHAHAHAH)
"THE PENGUIN BAND IS IN URGENT DANGER!" a yellow girl penguin skipped in and frantically ran around the igloo.(Franky as a girl who's having a mental spaz over the gig)
"WHERE'S DUCKY?!" a green girl penguin with a propeller hat along with brown hair shrieked.(Rookie as a girl who's still trying to find her duckie)
"I'm over here..." Garilla whimpered under the door.
"GARY?! WHERE ARE YOU AND WHO IS THIS DANG GIRL?!" Jet Pack Girl (temporary name :P)
"I'M GARY CURSE THIS!" Garilla used up all her strength and managed to crawl out of the door.
Really Garilla?
"Oh... at least you also got the punishment also," Stomp as a girl groaned.
"AHHH! MATES! HELP MEE! GIRLS BE CHASIN' ME LIKE A KANGAROO!" a guy voice panted into Gary's igloo.
Other penguins are just as confused about this random authoress in the sky until they realized that the guy was actually PH as a guy... but it looks as if he's the Justin Beiber version in Club Penguin, but anyways...
"SHUT THE FREAKING DOOR!" he screamed unmanly.
"ALRIGHTY EVERYONE! NOW PUSH THE DOOR!" Dot the Disguise Guy, HA Gal into Guy still it's a freaking temporary name... yelled as much as he can.
OH NO, fangirls everywhere... it's just as much as a small group that spotted the perfect yaoi couple from an anime in the middle of nowhere and had turned into a massive marathon.
"DON'T LET THEM COME INTO MY IGLOO!" Garilla screamed as she rushed to help.
Oh well, 20 or something flippers are better than 2 right? Garilla quickly invented Makeadoordisappear (make a door disappear) 3000 and now nobody can come in or out of the igloo until...
"THE WINDOWS!" PH warned.
"OH HECK NO," Stompin' Girl (another freakig temporary name dammit) rushed with a newly Makeawindowdisappear (make a door disappear) 10000 from the authoress above the heaven.
Luckily, she was still fast enough and now everyone is exhausted while the fangirls are angrily ranting outside.
"Whaddaya gonna do with all of us stuck in here?!" Petey K (as a girl) asked exhaustingly, what? Shakespeare can invent words, so can this authoress from heaven can!
"Well... you might as well stay in my big igloo then..." Garilla sighed as she went up the stairs, "I'm going to set a whole lot of guest rooms.
Everyone groaned in unison, after all, what can possibly go right?
AN: I had to fix myself in a light-headed mood since I was dared to listen to Mad Father's soundtrack Old Doll (yes it's also Ib's soundtrack too) god it's creepy. Ah... about the temporary names... I'm gonna ask some of ya guys who review my stories constantly to help me a bit out would ya? ;P I know I stink at names especially with the Garilla lol (random King Kong sound behind) if anyone who suggests me a name that I approve and would be put in the story, you'll be featured in one chapter of this story :D I know this isn't really my style of writing and such, but I want to go lightheaded and write something that is unrelated to Wazz's adventures. Sooo how did ya like this type of writing? Like it? Love it? Hate it as much as Justin Beiber? Review down below and waddle on! Thanks! - Wazzy gonna flip the desk now