Hehehe..
Disclaimer: Disney is NOT Dizney, don't sue!!!! Mini rat is NOT at all
related to Minnie mouse, either; have u guys seen Disney movies too many
times or something?! How could u associate US with THEM?!?! They're mine,
all mine!! My pprrrreeeccciiiiiooouuusssssssssssssssss.....muahahahaha
*hack cough hack* :) ***(:
And sorry if the story completely changes voices, that's what happens when you have a [sugar-high] team together. (ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! RAZZLEBERRY PIE!! *drool, drool, drool, splat*)
Intro to the best story ever, with a plot so thick u could cut it with a knife! Really! Um, err, ok, so I accidentally erased it and we're now stuck with this pitiful excuse of a worthy fanfic. Escape while you can! You have been warned.
Joette is a plain, muddy haired, muddy eyed, tall, eleven year old girl with big feet. She has a bratty seven year old sister, named Brattina (shortened by Joette to Brat.) Now, on with the story. (Click down, there's no escaping now!)
Chapter 1-The Huge Creature of Doom!!!!!
(THE HUGE MONSTER'S SHADOW LOOMED OVER HER, AS IF DECIDING WHETHER SHE WAS A WORTHY VICTIM OR NOT. AFTER A MOMENT'S CONTEMPLATION, 'IT' DECIDED IT WAS TIME FOR THE KILL. ARMS IN WHITE GLOVES WRAPPED AROUND HER, AS IF TRYING TO SQUEEZE THE VERY LIFE FORCE OUT OF HER. SUDDENLY, A SICKLY SWEET VOICE-FOR SUCH A MONSTROUS CREATURE-SPOKE OUT TO JOETTE.)
Huge Terrifying Monster of Doom (HTMD): Hello! I'm Mini Rat! Will you give me a HUG?!
('AAAHHHHH!! IT'S GOT ME!!' JOETTE THOUGHT. SUDDENLY INSPIRATION CHIMED OUT IN ITS VOICE OF WONDROUS DELIGHT. . .)
Voice of wondrous delight (VWD): GET REVENGE, YE EEJIT!! Pick her pocket!!
(JOETTE HAD LEARNED HOW TO PICKPOCKET FROM A COMBINATION OF DIZNEY MOVIES AND A STORY ON FF.NET, WHICH WILL SOON BE WRITTEN BY The Get A Life Club. NOW SHE PUT HER SKILLS INTO PLAY.)
Joette: Uh, okay. Don't drool on me.
Mini rat: Oh, I will be your BESTEST FRIEND!!!! (Whisper) You little brat, it's not like _I_ wanted to be stuck parading around in a stupid costume all day long! I was gonna be an actor, NOT some stupid freak stuck in a costume! (added, as if to self) Soon though, I'll be on TV all right! As an official in the new govt.
(AS THE RAT CONTINUED ITS RANT, JOETTE'S HAND WAS RUMMAGING AROUND IN THE RATS POCKET.)
Joette: *thinking to self* what's this? Something fuzzy. Ewww! What was that? Chewed gum? Does this person ever clean out their pockets? Aha! A piece of paper! I'll take this.
(BRATTINA DRAGGED JOETTTE OFF TO GO ON SPLISH MOUNTAIN BEFORE THE RAT WOKE UP FROM ITS REVERIE.)
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(THAT NIGHT IN THE HOTEL ROOM THAT JOETTE SHARED WITH HER SISTER, BRATTINA, JOETTE CREPT INTO THE BATHROOM TO LOOK OVER THE REWARDS OF HER FIRST THEFT. SLOWLY SHE UNFOLDED THE PAPER AND FLATTENED THE CREASES ON THE COUNTER.)
What did she find? U can find out in the next chapter of the....(dun dun DUN!!!) weird story we've been commanded to write! (By the great authors whom we consider gods!!!!) All Praise...
And sorry if the story completely changes voices, that's what happens when you have a [sugar-high] team together. (ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! RAZZLEBERRY PIE!! *drool, drool, drool, splat*)
Intro to the best story ever, with a plot so thick u could cut it with a knife! Really! Um, err, ok, so I accidentally erased it and we're now stuck with this pitiful excuse of a worthy fanfic. Escape while you can! You have been warned.
Joette is a plain, muddy haired, muddy eyed, tall, eleven year old girl with big feet. She has a bratty seven year old sister, named Brattina (shortened by Joette to Brat.) Now, on with the story. (Click down, there's no escaping now!)
Chapter 1-The Huge Creature of Doom!!!!!
(THE HUGE MONSTER'S SHADOW LOOMED OVER HER, AS IF DECIDING WHETHER SHE WAS A WORTHY VICTIM OR NOT. AFTER A MOMENT'S CONTEMPLATION, 'IT' DECIDED IT WAS TIME FOR THE KILL. ARMS IN WHITE GLOVES WRAPPED AROUND HER, AS IF TRYING TO SQUEEZE THE VERY LIFE FORCE OUT OF HER. SUDDENLY, A SICKLY SWEET VOICE-FOR SUCH A MONSTROUS CREATURE-SPOKE OUT TO JOETTE.)
Huge Terrifying Monster of Doom (HTMD): Hello! I'm Mini Rat! Will you give me a HUG?!
('AAAHHHHH!! IT'S GOT ME!!' JOETTE THOUGHT. SUDDENLY INSPIRATION CHIMED OUT IN ITS VOICE OF WONDROUS DELIGHT. . .)
Voice of wondrous delight (VWD): GET REVENGE, YE EEJIT!! Pick her pocket!!
(JOETTE HAD LEARNED HOW TO PICKPOCKET FROM A COMBINATION OF DIZNEY MOVIES AND A STORY ON FF.NET, WHICH WILL SOON BE WRITTEN BY The Get A Life Club. NOW SHE PUT HER SKILLS INTO PLAY.)
Joette: Uh, okay. Don't drool on me.
Mini rat: Oh, I will be your BESTEST FRIEND!!!! (Whisper) You little brat, it's not like _I_ wanted to be stuck parading around in a stupid costume all day long! I was gonna be an actor, NOT some stupid freak stuck in a costume! (added, as if to self) Soon though, I'll be on TV all right! As an official in the new govt.
(AS THE RAT CONTINUED ITS RANT, JOETTE'S HAND WAS RUMMAGING AROUND IN THE RATS POCKET.)
Joette: *thinking to self* what's this? Something fuzzy. Ewww! What was that? Chewed gum? Does this person ever clean out their pockets? Aha! A piece of paper! I'll take this.
(BRATTINA DRAGGED JOETTTE OFF TO GO ON SPLISH MOUNTAIN BEFORE THE RAT WOKE UP FROM ITS REVERIE.)
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
(THAT NIGHT IN THE HOTEL ROOM THAT JOETTE SHARED WITH HER SISTER, BRATTINA, JOETTE CREPT INTO THE BATHROOM TO LOOK OVER THE REWARDS OF HER FIRST THEFT. SLOWLY SHE UNFOLDED THE PAPER AND FLATTENED THE CREASES ON THE COUNTER.)
What did she find? U can find out in the next chapter of the....(dun dun DUN!!!) weird story we've been commanded to write! (By the great authors whom we consider gods!!!!) All Praise...