FreGeo On the Loose
A/N: All characters= J.K. Rowling's. Duh.
Fred looked at the shiny, brand new, beautiful camera. He and George had bought it right after where we left off in the last story. It was a wonderful, silver, special, digital camera. He sighed as Ron snatched it out of his hands and went about trying to work it.
"What's this little black thingy?" Ron asked.
"That's the record button, Ron." Harry rolled his eyes.
At that moment, Hermione burst through the trees, followed closely by Seamus, Dean, Lavender, Parvati, and Neville.
"Okay," she practically screamed. "Here is your cast and the guy who broke our last camera who won't go away!!!"
George walked sternly up to Neville. "Neville. You may not be here. This is a VERY special camera. Also, last time you knocked into Ron, Ron knocked into Harry, and now we're not even sure if our stuntman can do stunts."
"Oh. Okay." Neville disappeared with a pop, and was replaced with a large, unattractive, purple rhino that oddly resembled a pan of year-old lasagna.
"Great!" Hermione exclaimed. "Now we can film!"
Ron raised the camera. Harry stood on a large X and toppled over immediately, howling in pain. Hermione sat down on a stump to watch. Fred walked up behind Ron and set off something that made a large explosion. George sat down in his special chair and said "Lights!"
Fred, still behind a startled Ron, screamed "Camera!" causing Ron to nearly drop the camera.
"Action!" the twins chorused.
Seamus stood on a pile of leaves. In a very faky, sarcastic voice, along with a rolled-eyes look at Fred, "I am the king of the leaf piles."
George gave him a stupid smile, while Fred gave the thumbs-up.
"Hello, king of leaves," said Dean in exactly the same tone of voice.
"I am the queen of dead chinchillas," Parvati said like SHE was dead.
"Hello, queen of dead chinchillas. I am a tree fairy." (Lavender)
"What is a tree fairy?" (Seamus)
"I bump into trees." (Lavender)
"I am a simple person." (Dean)
"Oh. Cool." (Parvati)
"The end."(Ron, sick and tired of the stupid script)
"RON!" George screamed. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR???"
"You call THAT a movie script?!?" Ron screamed back.
"We were just getting to the exciting part where Harry rushes in and declares himself the car oil prince!" Fred protested.
"Oh. Wow," Hermione said dully from the stump. "C'mon guys, let's go."
She loped away, followed closely by Harry, Ron, Parvati, Seamus, Lavender, and Dean.
"Fine!" Fred screamed after them. "We'll make a movie ourselves! A movie where one of us can act, and another can hold the camera!"
Ron rolled his eyes. "That'll be a GREAT movie."
But, despite Ron's words, they made a movie. Out of cardboard. And those are the best kind of movies.
A/N: All characters= J.K. Rowling's. Duh.
Fred looked at the shiny, brand new, beautiful camera. He and George had bought it right after where we left off in the last story. It was a wonderful, silver, special, digital camera. He sighed as Ron snatched it out of his hands and went about trying to work it.
"What's this little black thingy?" Ron asked.
"That's the record button, Ron." Harry rolled his eyes.
At that moment, Hermione burst through the trees, followed closely by Seamus, Dean, Lavender, Parvati, and Neville.
"Okay," she practically screamed. "Here is your cast and the guy who broke our last camera who won't go away!!!"
George walked sternly up to Neville. "Neville. You may not be here. This is a VERY special camera. Also, last time you knocked into Ron, Ron knocked into Harry, and now we're not even sure if our stuntman can do stunts."
"Oh. Okay." Neville disappeared with a pop, and was replaced with a large, unattractive, purple rhino that oddly resembled a pan of year-old lasagna.
"Great!" Hermione exclaimed. "Now we can film!"
Ron raised the camera. Harry stood on a large X and toppled over immediately, howling in pain. Hermione sat down on a stump to watch. Fred walked up behind Ron and set off something that made a large explosion. George sat down in his special chair and said "Lights!"
Fred, still behind a startled Ron, screamed "Camera!" causing Ron to nearly drop the camera.
"Action!" the twins chorused.
Seamus stood on a pile of leaves. In a very faky, sarcastic voice, along with a rolled-eyes look at Fred, "I am the king of the leaf piles."
George gave him a stupid smile, while Fred gave the thumbs-up.
"Hello, king of leaves," said Dean in exactly the same tone of voice.
"I am the queen of dead chinchillas," Parvati said like SHE was dead.
"Hello, queen of dead chinchillas. I am a tree fairy." (Lavender)
"What is a tree fairy?" (Seamus)
"I bump into trees." (Lavender)
"I am a simple person." (Dean)
"Oh. Cool." (Parvati)
"The end."(Ron, sick and tired of the stupid script)
"RON!" George screamed. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR???"
"You call THAT a movie script?!?" Ron screamed back.
"We were just getting to the exciting part where Harry rushes in and declares himself the car oil prince!" Fred protested.
"Oh. Wow," Hermione said dully from the stump. "C'mon guys, let's go."
She loped away, followed closely by Harry, Ron, Parvati, Seamus, Lavender, and Dean.
"Fine!" Fred screamed after them. "We'll make a movie ourselves! A movie where one of us can act, and another can hold the camera!"
Ron rolled his eyes. "That'll be a GREAT movie."
But, despite Ron's words, they made a movie. Out of cardboard. And those are the best kind of movies.