Malfoy wouldn't stop monkeying around. Harry had, had just about enough. No more standing around and listening to that little brat mouth-off about Ron's poverty. He turned around with a menacing look in his eyes, raised his magical wand, and yelled out: "Shamaz-Rhamaz!" And INSTANTLY Draco was transformed into a tiny, little, Rhinosaurus' pimple.
Hagrid's dog, suddenly came into sight, and went up to the Rhinosaurus's pimple, to examine it. He must have been allergic, 'cause he sneezed, and on the following inblow, the pimple zipped up the dog's nostril!
That evening, after dinner time, no one knew it, but Malfoy the pimple person........had been snuffed lower into the dogs airway system, through the throat, and into Fang's digestive system. draco, no longer looked like draco, but he did still "feel" like draco. He could feel and notice every sensation as if he were a tiny human body, merely disguised as an "animals Facial Zit." It would have been The worst halloween costume in a 1000 years at Hogwarts! And since he did, in fact, enter the digestive system of Hagrid's dog, (a place where only regular dog food should travel, and not any student attending a well respected wizardry school), it was only a matter of time, in which he would be transformed again, into luscious and thick logs of brown, mushy matter, exiting through the back bum "hole" of poor old Hagrid's dog.
Do you recognize this form of Draco, laying out, on the fresh grass. A log, swiveled in a circular pattern, of unpleasant aroma. Nurse, please grab him by the hand and take him up to the infirmary, that is "if" you can find his hand, that is "if" you can even distinguish between his left hand and right buttock check.
"Rhazam-Shazam!" Potter yelled, with a big fat smile on his face. Malfoy, back to normal form, had a face, gushing with red anger. Potter and Ron, were already running like hell, to get to a safe haven. "P-Pppoter, I'll gg-get you." is all that Malfoy could manage. As it were, his foot was pressed in another log of poo-peria.
Hagrid's dog, suddenly came into sight, and went up to the Rhinosaurus's pimple, to examine it. He must have been allergic, 'cause he sneezed, and on the following inblow, the pimple zipped up the dog's nostril!
That evening, after dinner time, no one knew it, but Malfoy the pimple person........had been snuffed lower into the dogs airway system, through the throat, and into Fang's digestive system. draco, no longer looked like draco, but he did still "feel" like draco. He could feel and notice every sensation as if he were a tiny human body, merely disguised as an "animals Facial Zit." It would have been The worst halloween costume in a 1000 years at Hogwarts! And since he did, in fact, enter the digestive system of Hagrid's dog, (a place where only regular dog food should travel, and not any student attending a well respected wizardry school), it was only a matter of time, in which he would be transformed again, into luscious and thick logs of brown, mushy matter, exiting through the back bum "hole" of poor old Hagrid's dog.
Do you recognize this form of Draco, laying out, on the fresh grass. A log, swiveled in a circular pattern, of unpleasant aroma. Nurse, please grab him by the hand and take him up to the infirmary, that is "if" you can find his hand, that is "if" you can even distinguish between his left hand and right buttock check.
"Rhazam-Shazam!" Potter yelled, with a big fat smile on his face. Malfoy, back to normal form, had a face, gushing with red anger. Potter and Ron, were already running like hell, to get to a safe haven. "P-Pppoter, I'll gg-get you." is all that Malfoy could manage. As it were, his foot was pressed in another log of poo-peria.