The Most Demented Final Fantasy Story
The Real version!
By
RinoaHeartlilly17
And
Angry Neko-san
Rinoa: Neko is not here! But when I read the ending I remembered we had wrote the wrong stupid ending…will because we lost it (I lost it)! So he is the real ending!
"This is a really gay day I mean GAY!" Tidus blurted.
"What happened?" Lulu asked.
"Did you know that Wakka is gay?" Tidus asked.
"No!"
"Will he is!"
"So Im a lesbian" Lulu said without embarrassment.
"To…much information" Tidus snapped and ran.
"Yuna! This an gay day! First, the cranky bitch of the centry comes along then I find Wakka talking about how gay he is and then Lulu says she is a fucking LESBIAN!" Tidus angrily yelled.
The villager looked at him and Tidus looked at the villager.
"Hi!" Tidus chirped happily.
"Tidus im a DRUGGIE" Yuna sreamed.
Tidus just ran like a chicken with its head cut off. He ended up at the temple. He looked around the temple can you guess who he saw…didn't think so. It was ADAM SANDLER yes Adam Sandler! Adam was praying to a statue of himself who knows he might be gay with himself. "Im so pretty oh so pretty I am pretty and witty and gay!" Adam sang really loudly.
"Adam…you taught Wakka that didn't you" Tidus angrily. I know that's awkward but so what!
Adam Sandler stopped singing and stood up. Adam ran up to Tidus and tackled him.
"Now u know I love my mamma!" Adam yelled with a tear going down his cheek.
"Dude your killing me" Tidus screamed!
Adam stood up and walked away but he said before disappearing.
"You know your mama is gay"!
That's it for the real ending. I thought it was better then the first one. But if you didn't screw you!
Here is the original one me and Neko posted first just in case you didn't see it here it is!
Tidus was walking along happily when he saw IT! What was it? It is… IT. Tidus' worst nightmare, the cranky fucking bitch of the century. That and ducks but that is a different story, or is it? dun dun dun! Anyways Tidus ran like hell.
'Stay away from the summoner my ass' Tidus thought as he sprinted.
Like 100 miles later.
Wakka was sitting on the ground picking flowers and singing to himself.
"I'm so pretty oh so pretty I am pretty and witty and gay!"
"What the hell are you singing?" Tidus asked from behind him.
"I feel pretty today!" Wakka exclaimed.
"OK… Are you feeling a little gay today, Wakka?"
"Uh… Maybe? This is the right time to tell you something." Wakka blushed.
" I'm uh… gay… with uh… Seymore" Wakka stammered. ((A/N: We TOLD you…))
"And I bet you fuck chacobos!" Tidus teased.
"Maybe I do…" Tidus started to inch away slowly. He then began to run.
After Tidus was out of sight, Wakka skipped back to the village, singing his little song.
And then a chacobo came along.
What happened between the two, you'd rather not know, but he took what Tidus said to heart.
Tidus was eating at Lulus' trying to forget what Wakka said.
"Man, I'm having a gay day! And do I mean GAY! Wakka blurted out he was gay…" Tidus exclaimed to Lulu.
All of the sudden Adam Sandler comes from out of nowhere inappropriately, actually nothing on at all.
"The world has gone crazy" Tidus screams like a little school girl ((dun dun dun))