You'd think that after 10 years of chasing, people would just give up and move on with they're lives? Yeah that should happen if the people actually had lives. I mean these people have been chasing me forever and they haven't caught me yet and they still are going after me. That is called dedication. So here I am in Texas on stage with my band of Merry Men singing A Day to Remember's "Downfall of Us All" when out of the blue a dude dressed like James Bons in his casino scene goes aheads and shoots me.
"Really" I yell into the mic. "Do you know how hard it is to play guitar wiith a bullet in your arm?" I'm a very unique person. I run off the stage and jump in to the crowd, surfing it. I have always wanted to do this! I flipped over some guy in a cowbot hat and ran to the parking lot behind the crowd. I jumped over the fence and on to a Civic. I ran down the lane until i reached by bike and reved it up. Then i simply booked it to Houston. My name is Jamie Chanson and I am a demigod.
Yeah don't act like you didn't see that coming, you so saw that coming. So here I am in New York 3 weeks later, enrolling into Art and Desgin High School in Manhattan. I was bored of being a reckless kid so I decided to actually get an education, you see I'm not just street smart. How did I enroll there, I know people. Those people know how to convince others with AK-47s. So i have been listening to this really werid perverted looking guy who's supposed to be my guidance counseler telling us not to be scared of talking to him and how he'll be our "BFF" in no time. I guessed the secratary in the school saw how uncomfortable we were so she shooed him off the stage and began speaking.
"Hello ladies and gentlemen, I am Ms. Jloie your school secratary" she said in a french accent. "I am here to boss you around until you graduate, and you all will graduate because if I'm stuck with you people for more than 4 years I will hurt you" Ha! I like this chic.
"So without any further ado, go away to your lockers. Also please meet your newest teacher " she said stepping aside and introducing a guy in his late 40s in a wheelchair. He gave off this really comfy friendly feeling.
"Hello people, i am . I will be teaching Mythology for all grades in the auditoium. I hope that you all have the best time in my class. Please expect fun games and surpizingly difficult tests" he said with a funny gleam in his eye. "I think this year will be a very... eventfull year"
I think so too, I thought.
"Now then go away to your classes" Ms. Jolie
I walked down the deep blue corridor and to my locker. I put in the combanation and slapped the lock on it after shoving a bunch stuff in my locker. i looked at my paper and went to my first period class English. I sat in the middle of the class and payed attention to the teacher's lesson on what to expect and stuff like that. Despite the fact that I'm ADHD and the teacher had to tell me to be still after a few minutes of tolerance. I took my notes and left class as the bell rung.
I speed walked to my locker and quickly switched my stuff. Then stuff got weird cause some guy with green eyes decided to started to pull me into a bear hug.
"Oh my Gods, I've been waiting for you since ever!" he said hugging me tightly. So naturally I punch him in the gut. What, didn't i say i was a unique person