Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, though I would love to own Vegeta, sigh, ahh well, n e wayz, on with the story
A Saiyin's Love
Everything was peaceful at the Briefs home but the tranquil bliss was soon to be broken.
"Man Vegeta you stink, go take a shower" Bulma stated, plugging her nose, but Vegeta just stood there not budging. "What? Are you waiting for me to roll out the red carpet ? I said go!"
"Stupid insane human" Vegeta mumbled quietly, but obviously not quiet enough.
"What did you just say Monkey Boy?" Bulma yelled, obviously enraged with the arrogant Saiyin Prince, "I invite you into my home, even after you've killed many of my friends, I ask you to take a shower `cause your stinking up the place, and you choose to just stand there not moving a muscle?!?!?"
"Yes, that is what it looks like doesn't it woman" he said with that ever apparent smirk on his face "and you don't really smell like roses yourself."
They had just arrived at C.C. after a grueling trip home from Namek, and neither of them were feeling too hunky dory at the moment. Vegeta mainly because Goku had achieved SSJ before him and Bulma because she hadn't washed in a few weeks and because she had her monthly friend tagging along at the moment. Both, before departing their separate ways to take a shower, scowled at each other.
*Grrrrrrrrrrr, that Woman makes me so angry, but I have to admit she is pretty when she's angry, WAIT!! Where the Hell did that come from?? Arrgggg these stupid human emotions are getting the better of me.......* Vegeta thought as the hot water streamed down his back
~ Yah, but you know you think she's gorgeous, you want to kiss her...~
*who the hell are you!!*
~I am your conscience, you loser. You may be powerful but you aint got much going on up in here~
*Saiyins don't have consciences*
~Yah but your living on earth now buddy, it comes with the whole package~
Yah well I don't like her ok, now go away before I blast you
~I never said you liked her, I said you thought she was gorgeous, and if you blast me, your heads going down with me~
Is there anyway I can get rid of you??
~Not a chance. Your stuck with me~
Whatever
As Bulma stepped out of the shower she heard a very loud voice coming from down the hall
"Woman, what the hell are these, and what are they doing in my room" Vegeta shouted. Bulma slipped on her bath robe and padded down the hall
"There clothes Vegeta," Bulma stated walking into the room seeing the prince staring at the clothes she had picked out for him, "and there for you"
"I am a saiyin warrior, Not a flower variety!" Vegeta sputtered out as Bulma left the room. From down the hall she called out
"I think you'd make a very nice daisy" to a very bewildered Vegeta.
A Saiyin's Love
Everything was peaceful at the Briefs home but the tranquil bliss was soon to be broken.
"Man Vegeta you stink, go take a shower" Bulma stated, plugging her nose, but Vegeta just stood there not budging. "What? Are you waiting for me to roll out the red carpet ? I said go!"
"Stupid insane human" Vegeta mumbled quietly, but obviously not quiet enough.
"What did you just say Monkey Boy?" Bulma yelled, obviously enraged with the arrogant Saiyin Prince, "I invite you into my home, even after you've killed many of my friends, I ask you to take a shower `cause your stinking up the place, and you choose to just stand there not moving a muscle?!?!?"
"Yes, that is what it looks like doesn't it woman" he said with that ever apparent smirk on his face "and you don't really smell like roses yourself."
They had just arrived at C.C. after a grueling trip home from Namek, and neither of them were feeling too hunky dory at the moment. Vegeta mainly because Goku had achieved SSJ before him and Bulma because she hadn't washed in a few weeks and because she had her monthly friend tagging along at the moment. Both, before departing their separate ways to take a shower, scowled at each other.
*Grrrrrrrrrrr, that Woman makes me so angry, but I have to admit she is pretty when she's angry, WAIT!! Where the Hell did that come from?? Arrgggg these stupid human emotions are getting the better of me.......* Vegeta thought as the hot water streamed down his back
~ Yah, but you know you think she's gorgeous, you want to kiss her...~
*who the hell are you!!*
~I am your conscience, you loser. You may be powerful but you aint got much going on up in here~
*Saiyins don't have consciences*
~Yah but your living on earth now buddy, it comes with the whole package~
Yah well I don't like her ok, now go away before I blast you
~I never said you liked her, I said you thought she was gorgeous, and if you blast me, your heads going down with me~
Is there anyway I can get rid of you??
~Not a chance. Your stuck with me~
Whatever
As Bulma stepped out of the shower she heard a very loud voice coming from down the hall
"Woman, what the hell are these, and what are they doing in my room" Vegeta shouted. Bulma slipped on her bath robe and padded down the hall
"There clothes Vegeta," Bulma stated walking into the room seeing the prince staring at the clothes she had picked out for him, "and there for you"
"I am a saiyin warrior, Not a flower variety!" Vegeta sputtered out as Bulma left the room. From down the hall she called out
"I think you'd make a very nice daisy" to a very bewildered Vegeta.