AN: Sherlock's texts are marked with " –SH" Molly's texts are marked with "-MH"… Enjoy.
Molly. –SH
Look at your phone. –SH
You're not at work right now. Pick up your phone. –SH
Molly. –SH
You're not still mad about the fingers I borrowed, are you? –SH
Either way, don't ignore me. –SH
Look at your phone. Please. –SH
Sorry I was baking. –MH
What's wrong? –MH
You didn't 'borrow' those fingers by the way. You stole them behind my back. –MH
You were baking? –SH
Why would you assume something was wrong? –SH
And nobody else was using the fingers. I needed them. –SH
You sent me like a hundred texts in the last 10 minutes... So there's not anything wrong then? –MH
Seven. And you didn't answer my other question. –SH
Well you didn't answer mine lol ;) –MH
"lol ;)"? –SH
It means "laugh out loud" and the ";)" is a winky face –MH
Why would you be laughing out loud and winking? –SH
Never mind. –MH
Also, to answer your question I was baking because I have expired cake mix that I didn't want to throw away, so I tried baking it. –MH
I don't think I did it right though. Looks a little lop-sided. –MH
Anyways, are you gonna answer my question? –MH
No, nothing is wrong. I don't have a case and I need a distraction. –SH
What about John? –MH
What about him? –SH
I don't know, I thought you would've talked to him instead. –MH
He's busy. –SH
Busy with what? –MH
He's married and his wife is pregnant. Apparently that means he qualifies as being "busy" according to him. –SH
He's too busy to talk to you? :( –MH
Yes, at the moment anyways. –SH
Why did you buy cake mix in the first place? –SH
I don't know, I guess I just wanted to try baking. Why do you ask? –MH
Like I said. Distractions, Molly. –SH
Oh right, sory –MH
Sorry.* –SH
Snug up. Stop correcting my texts. You know how much I despise that. –MH
Snug up? –SH
Oh my gosh I meant Shut*! –MH
Wow auto correct. I'm sorry lol –MH
Why are you laughing now? –SH
Just forget I said it please –MH
Okay. –SH
Are you doing anything that's not boring tonight? –SH
Sorry to disappoint, but no. –MH
What are you doing then? –SH
I just said I wasn't doing anything interesting though. –MH
And I just asked what you were doing. –SH
But I thought you only wanted to hear about it if it was interesting. –MH
Molly. –SH
Ok sorry –MH
I'm going to attempt to eat my sad looking cake while watching telly with my cat. –MH
I told you it was boring. –MH
Fascinating. –SH
Really? –MH
No. –SH
I'd like to hear your plans for the rest of the night then. –MH
Why? –SH
Your night is probably even less entertaining then mine. –MH
Of course it is. There hasn't been a good murder in days. –SH
You know most people would say that's a good thing, Sherlock. –MH
You know I'm not like most people, Molly. –SH
Obviously… But it doesn't mean murder is any better because you like it. The world doesn't revolve around you. –MH
You seem upset with me tonight. –SH
Sorry –MH
I'm really not mad at you I'm just having a bad day –MH
You probably shouldn't have texted me in the first place lol –MH
That was a sad laugh btw –MH
"Btw" ? –SH
it means "by the way" –MH
What's wrong then? –SH
Like I said, bad day. –MH
What made it bad? –SH
It's a long story –MH
I've got all night. –SH
Are you asking me to rant to you? –MH
If it'll help you. –SH
Okay… So today was my day off from work and a guy friend of mine calls me and basically asks me out, and I say yes. We go to a cute little restaurant near-by, and we were having a nice lunch when one of my ex-boyfriends comes in and he sees me, so of course he comes up to us and practically barges in on like the best date I've had in a long long time. He starts going out of his way to completely embarrass me in front of my date with stories I told him while we were dating. Then my actual date kinda just makes up some lame excuse and leaves me after that –MH
Idiots. Both of them. –SH
I don't blame my actual date about what happened though. It must've been even more awkward for him than it was for me. –MH
But yeah, my ex is an idiot –MH
Oh and to top it all off, my cat peed on my bed and chewed on one of my favorite pairs of shorts. –MH
And so you're going to watch telly with it? –SH
I don't have anything better to do. –MH
Cancel your date with the cat. I'll come over and we'll get takeaway. –SH
Really? –MH
Mexican? –MH
I was thinking Chinese. –SH
:( –MH
Fine. We'll get Mexican. –SH
Yay! –MH
Okay just give me a few minutes to clean myself up lol. –MH
I'll see you soon. –SH
AN: I love writing Molly's texts. She's so adorable and above all, awkward. I intended this to be a friendship fic… but I got carried away and it kind of turned a little romantic at the end? I don't know. You decide how you interpret things. I'm okay with either way… hehe.. okay anyways, let me know what you thought of this. I'll be glad to respond to comments. If you want me to do more of these text conversations, just PM me.
I also made another text conversation with Sherlock and John, "Stupendously stubborn" so go check that story out if you want.
If you were wondering, The part where Molly says, "Snug up" was taken from real life. I was texting my friend Mouse when I was writing this, and she said something that made me annoyed so I said "Snug up" when I meant to say "Shut up" because my phone hates me. She was like, "You're writing this down in your fanfiction right?" and I thought it'd be funny if Molly accidentally said it like I did. Only she'd probably be more embarrassed than I was.
One more thing, make sure you check out my best friend Mouse's page, "MouseTalk". She has a lot of amazing stories over there for you to read. :D
-Moose.
