17 year old Jamie Bennett waited patiently for jack at his lake. Jack had promised him he had proof the Loch Ness monster was real "Jamie!" He heard as the winter spirit in question landed beside him. "Where's this proof of yours" Jamie asked excitedly, "here he comes" was all jack said as a flash of red showed and a portal opened as a man fell out of it landing in a kneeling position. The man had long red hair pulled back into a loose red ponytail, he looked up at Jamie with hot pink eyes and smiled, his teeth whiter then jack's! He then stood, Jamie's mouth dropped open as the man stood 7'6" tall, had huge muscles and an 8 pack of abs. He looked like a roman god to the brown haired teen. "Jamie this is Lust, guardian of love, his home is in the middle of Loch Ness!" Jack said, voice laced in pride for being able to help his friend. Jamie heard jack, but really couldn't concentrate on that, especially when his eyes landed on the Scottish basterd sword on the side of lusts belt. "Jamie? Hello! Earth to Jamie!" Jack yelled waving a hand in front of his face "huh?" Jamie asked coming back to reality. "He has seen the Loch Ness monster.." Jack said with an unimpressed look on his face. "Really? Cool! Hey is the broadsword in his pants as big as the one on his belt? Jamie asked, quickly clamping a hand over his mouth.
Jack's mouth dropped open at Jamie's comment. He then glared at a smirking lust "did you-" he tried asking only for lust to shake his head no "no ah didn't laddie" he said in a thick Scottish accent, Jamie squealed "his voice is absolutely orgasmic~!" Make lust blush furiously. Jamie decided he liked lust. While jack made lust leave before he ruined Jamie's innocence anymore
Later on:
North laughed as jack explained exactly what happened "I tried to warn you jack, lust brings out the pervert in everyone" he said only to have his beard frozen by a pissed of winter sprite.