Log-in 1: A new mission
I don't own DBZ. I DO own however Nishune, Muriel and G-Chan. If you ask nicely and credit my work, maybe I might just let you use 'em.
Ring, ring. I'm NOT picking it up. The god damned phone can ring all it likes, but I'm not picking it up. I'M NOT HERE! These were the first thoughts running through my head, my Morning Thoughts (or MT's) as I like to call them. And these were no ordinary morning thoughts, these were Angry MT's which I usually had when I got up early on my summer vacation.
Better start from the begining: the name's Nishune. Nishune Konamari, I'm 16 and, apart from being a perfectly normal highschool student, I'm one of the WIW's most best secret agents.
What is the WIW you ask? Well, in a few words, WIW stands for Warriors In White. We're a sort of FBI that deals with paranormal cases, much of them involving misterious, unexplained dissapearences; gruesome cases envolving strange ways of torture and murder; and last, but not least, Aliens.This is the department I work in. We get about a million cases a day about some Alien taking control of someone's body, selling a whole bunch of strange shitty weapons at the black market or even trying to do something devastating to get noticed (like try to commite murder or suicide, for example). Not your everyday job, but hey. At least I get to work with my two best friends: Muriel, who also works on those gruesome cases, and G-Chan.
Ring, ring, ring. UGH! NOT AGAIN! I finally decided that it was time to pick up the stupid phone and find out who was the dumb-ass on the other line who was calling this early. So I got up, out of my sofa bed and walked over to the small oak table where my phone, along with a couple of pictures of my friends Lexxaria and of G-Chan, Muriel and me, sat.
"Hullo?", I muttered wearily.
"Hey there Nishune!", came a cheerful voice, "how're you today?"
"Krillin? Do you know what TIME it is?" I asked with a hint of anger in my voice.
"Of course I do, Nishu! It's eight thirty, right?"
"OF COURSE IT'S EIGHT THIRTY YOU ASSHOLE!" I screamed. Krillin's supposed to be one of my bosses, but he's also one of my best friends. So that doesn't excuse him for forgetting on purpose how I hate being waked up during my summer vacation. "I THOUGHT YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, WOULD KNOW NOT TO CALL ME THIS EARLY!"
" S-sorry, Nishu. But this is important." I was glad to hear him apologize for that, but he sounded really scared. Maybe I went over board this time.
"No. I'M sorry, Krillin", I managed to say, "You just know how I am at these hours."
"Ha ha. No big deal Nishune. We've known each other for a long time, so we know practically all our moods," I was glad to here him calm down again, "But, like I said not to long ago, this is something important and I can't seem to reach Muriel or G-Chan."
"G went to Brazil to visit her uncle and Muriel left with her family two days ago to visit Italy," I replied.
"Wow," said Krillin, "You really know where everyone is."
"They told me so before summer started," I replied a bit bored, "It's not really that hard to remember if you've heard G-Chan going on about how happy she's gonna be when she sees her uncle again and Muriel complaning how she was going to spend three weeks in a hotel with her parents. She can't stand them."
"Now I understand why she lives alone", replied Krillin.
"I'll say. But let's get to the point, Krillin", I said a bit more seriously. I wanted to find out his reason for calling me so early. So I took a deep breath and asked, "What's so important that you wanted to reach us all during our vacation?"
"A new case just came up. For your department, of course", replied Krillin seriously and professionally, "Have you ever heard of Planet Vegeta?"
"The planet of the Saiyans?" I asked a bit confused, "Sure, but I thought we didn't do Saiyan cases."
"We do now. It turns out that a long time ago the planet was controlled by some dictator called Freeza. At first, he tricked the Saiyans into working for him, even the King himself, destroying planets and selling them to other Aliens at high prices. One day, Freeza saw how strong the Saiyans were becoming and decided to get rid of them. Luckily, King Vegeta found out about it just in time. He led an army of his best Saiyan warriors to Freeza's spaceship. There was a huge battle were many were killed including Freeza."
"And King Vegeta?", I asked, "Did he die as well?"
"No, no. King Vegeta survived. After that, the Saiyans stopped attacking planets and became quite a peaceful race. Many humans go and visit their planet nowadays."
"Interesting story", I said a bit more interested, "But what has this to do with you're call?"
"I'm getting to that", replied Krillin impatiently, "It turns out that three of Freeza's henchmen happened to escape during the battle against the Saiyans. We wan't to locate them, because we believe them to be a dangerous threat to Earth and Planet Vegeta.We already caught two of them, Zarbon and Dodoria, but we think the third's a Saiyan."
"So let me guess, you decided that WE have to go looking for them, right?"
"Come on, Nishu", complained Krillin, "you can't leave me hanging! Who knows. Maybe after this mission, you three could get promoted at last!"
Ha. I wish. You see, Muriel, G-Chan and I haven't received the recognition we deserve. And we're usually really good on our missions. But many of the agents think we're just a couple of stupid spoiled brats. That really sucks.
"Dream on, Krillin. I'm not sure we're gonna get promoted for that.But I'll help you out anyway, because you're one of my friends and at least you appreciate our work. NOT like others."
"I knew you'd never let me down", he said sounding relieved,"I've sent a folder to your apartment which should arrive some time later today. Inside are a couple of photos, two of them are of Zarbon and Dodoria, the other two are of some Saiyans. We believe one of those is Freeza's third henchmen. There're also some forms for apllying for jobs on while you stay on Planet Vegeta. I picked ones that best suit you all. I don't know how long you're gonna stay there so you'd better pack what you need. And call Muriel and G-Chan. You'll need to leave as soon as possible."
"Are we going alone?", I managed to ask after writing everything Krillin told me. I have a really bad memory.
"No, of course not. You'll be going with three other agents".
"And who, may I ask, are these other agents?"
"Bulma, Chichi and Yamcha", Krillin answered, "You know them?"
"CHICHI! I HAVE TO WORK WITH MISS PERFECT, SNOTTYPANTS! KRILLIN! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TEN BILLION TIMES THAT I CAN'T STAND HER! I CAN COPE WITH YAMCHA AND BULMA, BUT CHICHI?"
"Look, Nishune. I'm sorry about that, but you've got to admit that she is from your same department and she's also an agent, like Bulma and Yamcha and you three, that hasn't been recognised either. Maybe, just this once, you should work together to solve this case. Who knows? You could become friends."
"Yeah right", I grumbled.
"Yamcha told me to tell you to call him when you find G-Chan and Muriel. I've got to go now. I'm gonna be late for my date."
"I knew it! You're going out with my friend Lexxy today, aren't you?" I said smirking.
"Well, of course...I mean...why not? After all, she IS cute. And she LIKES me.", said Krillin with a nervous laugh.
"Look who's talking lover boy! Don't forget that YOU where the one that fell in love like a ton of bricks!" I said roaring with laughter.
"It's getting late and Lexxaria isn't gonna wait forever, you know", said Krillin in a loud voice. "Look, call me when you get to Planet Vegeta, OK?"
"For sure, lover boy!", I said, still laughing, "Take care of her while I'm gone."
I hung up after that. It turned out as though I wasn't going to have a normal summer vacation this year. I picked up the phone for the second time and dialed Muriel's cellphone. I made a mental note to myself that, if we ever got that premotion Krillin was talking about, as soon as we came back from that mission, I was going to buy myself a large mansion and get myself a nice six pack boyfriend who would cook for me in his boxers and treat me veeeeery nice whenever I wanted... Yes I WAS going to do that!
"Muriel? It's me, Nishune. You awake? Good, well listen up. Call G-Chan and get here as fast as you can. Both of you. We've got a new mission..."
Yup, that my friends, is the end of chapter 1 and the beginning of a new fanfic. This is one I've been waiting to do. Actually, I found it in my computer the other day and realised that I hadn't finished it. So now I'm gonna start writing it. It's based on a fanfic I read on some website once, but now I can't remember where the website is or what's it called...OK, in the next chapter our friends shall take off to their mission and you'll discover why Nishune hates working with Chichi so much... Chapter 2 is almost ready for posting, so hang on to your seats everyone, 'cause this fic's gonna be a very bumpy ride!